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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Like the roast it turned out better than I expected
  2. Is moving to a nudist camp
  3. Daylight savings time is so stupid
  4. TIL that Sunday is the worst day to go to the Laundromat
  5. Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls
  6. Put a couple of cornish hens in the crockpot. Gonna have some white rice and corn with it later.
  7. Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time
  8. Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation
  9. Does the big wiggle
  10. Does the Curly Shuffle
  11. Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas
  12. Used to be a car thief but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars"
  13. Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes
  14. Nicotine., Red Bull and shame
  15. I see Amazon has some affordable cattle prods Should I? 🤔
  16. Carries a cattle prod every she goes
  17. Street Pharmacist, the correct term is Street Pharmacist and yes it does.
  18. Nepotism is running wild
  19. Once met Clark Kent at the library
  20. Reads video game instruction manuals to kids at the library
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