-Kudasai-

Celebrated his most recent birthday at Chuck E. Cheese but told no one so he could have all the pizza and wings to himself.

I'd say whip cream in general is gross

Yells "Yahtzee" whenever he gets a Happy Meal toy

Yells "Yahtzee" during sex

Hand or blow?

Lol, tomorrow is the last day of the 7UP 2 liter sale and their didn't sale. Vernors barely sold so not only am stuck with a big ass pallet of 2 liters that probably take until Easter to get rid of I still have an L cart of their outdates. I hate this company, their products are just a glorified dust trap.

I'll be honest, I just don't care anymore. For one thing it's October unless there's a coach that's on the hot seat there's nothing I find interesting this early. My team probably won't make the playoffs again so I'm not even going to bother. And then there's Olympics where they have to pause the season to send players over possibly risking injury because playing for your country matters more than making the playoffs. It's funny to me that there will be people in Buffalo getting excited for Team USA meanwhile the Sabres haven't made the playoffs since Ryan Miller was their starting goaltender 🤷🏿‍♂️

Same thing as yesterday only it's a chicken sandwich and bbq mesquite chips.

I've never been the biggest Star Trek fan but I have to say that I've been enjoying this show.

Cheats at bobbing for apples by wearing vampire fangs

Uses harp strings as dental floss

It's a funny feeling knowing that next month's electric bill is going to be due on my birthday

Aside from video games one thing I have enjoyed this month is watching Halloween cartoons. Mostly the Theatrical shorts cartoons. Give me 7 minutes of Looney Tunes, Popeye and Tom and Jerry over a 2 hour horror movie any day.

Rock music went to shit after 1996

Turkey sandwich on toasted potato bread, ranch dressing, lettuce, roma tomato, colby jack cheese with bacon bits and some sour cream and onion chips.

Everything is done, I'm exhausted.

The Seinfeld character Crazy Joe Davola was based on his elementary school bus driver.

Head coach of a soccer team that consists of a team of turkeys.

6 hours late this truck was, I'm going to do what I can to this order done but I'm not a miracle worker and I'm taking my break before I start.

Bought a hyena for the sole purpose of having someone around to laugh at her jokes.

This goddamn truck is over three hours late, they should just cancel this order because it won't get finished today.

Seeing how bad Pepsi fell off is just fascinating to me and even their company merchant told our receiver that there's issues going on them. And as for 7Up there's a lack of awareness in thinking their products is a high seller. Vernors is the only thing people care about. Take that away from them and they're done.