-Kudasai-

Sneezed at the exact moment his driver's license photo taken and as a result drives the exact speed limit.

Time to shave my head again, I just hope that I don't accidentally give myself a lobotomy

One thing I hate about beat em ups is during a tough ass boss fight you have to deal with random enemies getting the way of the fight it's like get the fuck out of the way. Final Fight might be the biggest offender of this.

I've been trying to beat Knights of the Round on SNES since Sunday. This game is hard as hell but also fun as hell which is why I haven't just said fuck it and quit.

puts butterscotch on his pizza

Told Mr. Hoonie that she's going tear his hide until it glows in the dark after he let a fly in the house.

You know what I really hate? When you're cracking open eggs and a piece of egg shell falls in the fucking frying pan

Is serving Ghostrek some grandma's pie on Thanksgiving

Asked Disco to crochet him Popeye's Eugene the Jeep dog.

Lets take it a step further They have too many titles. If everyone's a champion then no one is a champion I'd get rid of the World Heavyweight title, the US Title, One of the Men's Tag Titles, and both of the women's midcard titles. Also the brand split needs to go it's not the 2000's anymore when it actually meant something.

Bacon, eggs, grits, toast and tang.

Also I might add the whole "barbershop experience" is fucking overrated. I'd rather spend the day at the Secretary of State office than hanging out at the barbershop.

I've always hated going to the barbershop. My dislike for barbers and the barbershop is the main reason why I started shaving my head. Best decision ever!

Did this to Mr Hoonie after one of his truffles came up missing

Video Stores > Streaming

Sidebar, I got somebody in trouble on ASMB when I posted the song in a thread and the guy didn't turn the volume down and his mom heard it, even though I posted a disclaimer

Driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed in his Elvis pajamas.

Driver's License photo is a picture of herself singing karaoke.

80s cartoons > 90s cartoons

Got grounded for a month after feeding the chickens his parents "special" cookies.

Got grounded for three weeks after his parents caught him listening to the song "Sir Pyscho Sexy" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.