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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Frozen chicken tenders, herb and butter rice and strawberry cheesecake
  2. That one type of fan that always says that if you don't like [insert favorite thing] then you have bad taste or you have no soul or whatever needs to be served with a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
  3. Combs his hair with a whisk
  4. Called this guy because he wanted to get a luxurious gold watch
  5. I put some leg quarters and some mixed vegetables in the crockpot
  6. Saw this commercial and called this guy after he slipped and fell on pee pee in a Walmart bathroom
  7. Plucked all the feathers off Classic Swim's chicken suit as punishment for crowing outside his window
  8. Eats more burgers than Wimpy
  9. Has been known to dress up as Olive Oyl every Halloween
  10. Can toot a pipe like Popeye
  11. Dresses up as Swee'Pea when bored
  12. Owns a Sugar Bear costume
  13. Has a tiger trap in his front yard
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