-Kudasai-

Told Dudeco that he makes Ghostrek clip his toenails.

Put an electric eel in the bathtub while Mr. Hoonie was taking a bath because Mr. Hoonie forgot that he wasn't allowed to use his bathtub or toilet.

Gets dates by telling women that he played the kid blue ranger on Power Rangers: Turbo

Feeds classic swim a fish every time he makes sea lion noises

Got banned from his local Cracker Barrel after causing a scene by making loud sea lion noises because they didn't have angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.

Wears a cape on speed dates

I'd rather watch those movies than all three of the Nolan movies.

Went to McDonalds and told the cashier that he will pay for a Big Mac on Tuesday for a Big Mac today and they gave it to him.

Cooking chili Mac and cheese in the crockpot.

Always says "I dropped some logic bombs on your ass" every time he wins an argument.

Lost a rap battle to Neil deGrasse Tyson

Chicken tenders and rice

Took a switch to Mr Hoonie's behind because he wouldn't eat his spinach.

Told Ghostrek he hears the secrets that he keep when he's talking on his sleep.

Got fired from his babysitting job after he changed a baby's diaper using gun power instead of baby power because he believed power is powder so difference would it make.

I've come to the realization that streaming is just not for me. I'm not subscribed to any streaming services but I do have a Roku firestick which has a lot of free streaming apps and it great to be honest with you but I'm starting to feel overwhelmed by the many options I have and having so little time to watch everything so I just end up settling for the live channels instead. I guess I just prefer live tv these days now.

Should put that outside on the doorstep