-Kudasai-

Driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed in his Elvis pajamas.

Driver's License photo is a picture of herself singing karaoke.

80s cartoons > 90s cartoons

Got grounded for a month after feeding the chickens his parents "special" cookies.

Got grounded for three weeks after his parents caught him listening to the song "Sir Pyscho Sexy" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Batman (1989) 101 Dalmatians (1961) Fargo Who Framed Roger Rabbit Persepolis

Favorite insult is calling someone a hickory nut.

Has a YouTube channel dedicated to ostrich racing.

Trying to find the proper way to tell his pet platypus that's impossible to get along with him.

Cream of chicken with diced chicken, peas and carrots and egg noodles in the crockpot.

Told Mr. Hoonie it's hard to look him in the face when they're talking so it helps to have a mirror in the room.

Bugs Mr. Hoonie everyday to tell him how exactly do stupid people think.

I'm going to heat up this frozen lasagna

Looked at Mr Hoonie sideways when he said "I'll never never understand how stupid people think" and Mr Hoonie jumped up and said "Well I'll tell you how stupid people think" followed by awkward silence.

Wears a brown paper bag over her head to hide her face when she goes out to buy Good n Plenty.

In three weeks we managed to sell on 5 2 liters of RC Cola. Who are these people that buy that crap? They should be studied.

Wears a brown paper bag over his head to hide his face when he goes out to buy RC Cola.

What the hell is wrong with Coca-Cola? We're completely out of Dr. Pepper and what do they send me? Mr. Pibb. Just why? It'll be like Pepsi sending Schweppes instead of Mountain Dew or 7UP sending RC Cola instead of A&W Root Beer 🤦🏿‍♂️

Is President of the Mr. Pibb fanclub.

Got faked out again and it was from another Tom and Jerry cartoon titled "Heavenly Puss"

WWE Ruthless Aggression Era > WWE Attitude Era

Sleeps in Elvis pajamas

Got excited when he saw a program on tv called "Saturday Evening Puss" but once again was disappointed when he learned that it was the title of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Still took care of business anyway.

Was the real life inspiration for Bobby Hill.

I just learned that there's a Tom and Jerry cartoon titled "Saturday Evening Puss"