-Kudasai-

His New Year's resolution is to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

Carries his Hot Pockets in his pockets.

HBD

Is no longer welcomed in Australia after he tried to ride inside a kangaroo pouch.

If named the Athletic Director at Michigan he's promised to have a live wolverine as the team mascot.

3 baked potatoes

Wants to get married to this song

@[classic swim] come get your boy!

maple sausage patties, cheesy grits and eggs with cheddar jack cheese and chives.

Disregard

He won't have any teeth if tries it.

@[classic swim] will you please teach this boy the mating call already.

It's one thing if kids are sagging their pants. I don't get why sagging is still a thing it's always looked weird to me but whatever kids are going to be kids. But it's a whole other thing when I see men in their late 40s and early 50s walking around sagging. It's like Unc what are you doing, you're old enough to be somebody's grandpa get it together.

Got married to this song

Will only a hot fudge sundae on Sunday.

Wrote the word "penus" on Ghostrek's face while he was awake.

By streaking he means a fleshed colored bodysuit and by ass he meant the donkey I rode to the stadium.

Is rumored to be the next Michigan football coach with Mr Hoonie and Ghostrek as his assistant coaches.

Me just saying fuck it and disappearing without a trace.

Is threatening to show the embarrassing photographs she has of several Michigan donors unless she is named school president.