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Has been positvely identified as the Fanny Pack bandit a cunning bank robber responsible for several hold up in the Atlanta metropolitan area. In these robbeires he's always sporting a fanny pack. A $25,000 reward is being offered for his capture. If you have any information about this bad seed please contact the Fulton County Sheriff's office, The FBI or call our toll free number... 1-800-YOU-SNITCH. You need not give your name.

Two days ago he loaned classic swim a pick and a shovel and strangely enough he hasn't heard from Mr. Hoonie in two days.

Plans on renlisting in G.I. Joe.

Loves chocolate covered corn on the cob.

Also got Ghostrek in trouble after daring him to to put polka dotted boxer shorts on Michelangelo's David statue,

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.

Got married to this song

Hired Irwin R. Shyster to do his taxes.

These commercials was actually my first introduction to Fred Flintstone.

I haven't spent any money since last Saturday.

Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.

Is currently writing a Star Trek TNG fanfiction where he reimagines Dr. Crusher as an intergalactic pro wrestling champion.

Frozen pizza again, I got a good deal for 3 frozen supreme pizzas for only 15 bucks.

Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.

Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.

What is this shit? I come from work and all I want to is watch Looney Tunes and the fucking channel isn't working. Other channels are working except Me TV Toons what the fuck is this shit?