-Kudasai-

Made Ghostrek sit on the Judas Chair because he wouldn't eat his liver and onions.

I'm having fried chicken tonight.

I was watching Star Trek TNG and it got me thinking about a couple of things. The name Dr. Crusher it just sounds like a badass name for a wrestler and why don't wrestlers these days have cool sounding names or nicknames anymore. They just have generic sounding first and last names. Or if they do have nicknames it's lame like The Miz it's like what the fuck is a Miz?

Blames Mr Hoonie for his raccoon getting back on the sauce.

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

Sleeps with a crochet of Elvis Presley Disco made for him which now matches his Elvis pajamas, his Elvis blanket and pillow cases and his Elvis curtains.

Are raccoons just down bad right now. Last year the cops caught one with a meth pipe and now one was found passed out drunk in a liquor store bathroom.

Didn't know where else to put this

Baked potatoes and rice

Brings his lunch to work inside a Scooby Doo lunchbox.

6 hours later and my tea is still hot, this thermos is something else.

Watching someone out in public with their phone making a tiktok or whatever the hell their doing is surreal. Don't they realize how weird they look just randomly dancing in public or just walking around in public with your phone in your hand talking about some random random Internet bullshit. All the more reason why I don't going out in public because I don't want to get filmed by random ass weirdo.

Wrestling is so bad these days I'm really starting to miss 2010's WWE. It was shit but it was interesting enough to make fun of it. Hell I'd rather watch Aces and Eights and the Immortal era of TNA than watch AEW. Their brand of fuckery was more entertaining than the fuckery that is AEW. I used wrestling back then was awful and make no mistake about it because it sure as hell was but looking at wrestling today it kinda puts things in perspective. I'd rather watch the bullshit of last decade than watch the bullshit of this decade.

Laughs every time he hears the word glockenspiel.

Asked Santa Claus for a glockenspiel for Christmas.

Hates armadillos with a passion due to her being unable to defeat Armored Armadillo from Mega Man X

Did this when Packard showed up on his doorstep looking for Mr. Hoonie.

Made this expression when he accidentally walked in Ghostrek in the shower

Frying some pork chops later.

Always leaves Santa Claus his special homemade moonshine instead of milk and cookies.

I've been taking a lot of L's this month hell this entire year to be honest, really need to start getting some W's.

Told Ghostrek the best way to meet women is by joining the Polar Bears Club.

Took a plea deal for probation in his mimes assault cases in exchange for testifying against Mr Hoonie in his murder and burglary trial.