-Kudasai-

maple sausage patties, cheesy grits and eggs with cheddar jack cheese and chives.

Disregard

He won't have any teeth if tries it.

@[classic swim] will you please teach this boy the mating call already.

It's one thing if kids are sagging their pants. I don't get why sagging is still a thing it's always looked weird to me but whatever kids are going to be kids. But it's a whole other thing when I see men in their late 40s and early 50s walking around sagging. It's like Unc what are you doing, you're old enough to be somebody's grandpa get it together.

Got married to this song

Will only a hot fudge sundae on Sunday.

Wrote the word "penus" on Ghostrek's face while he was awake.

By streaking he means a fleshed colored bodysuit and by ass he meant the donkey I rode to the stadium.

Is rumored to be the next Michigan football coach with Mr Hoonie and Ghostrek as his assistant coaches.

Me just saying fuck it and disappearing without a trace.

Is threatening to show the embarrassing photographs she has of several Michigan donors unless she is named school president.

Michigan needs an enema. Just take the nozzle or whatever the hell you call it stick it right up the school's ass and flush everything out.

Is rumored to be the next University of Michigan athletic director.

Tells people that he invented the German Suplex.

Oven roasted chicken breasts, mashed potatoes, peas and carrots and 4 cheese rice.

I can't remember the last time we got this much snow in December. For those people who wanted a white Christmas they got it.

🎂

By ass he means a picture of Donkey from Shrek.

Plans on spending Christmas with Mr. Hoonie in Montreal.

Shed tears of joy when Mr. Hoonie was finally deported back to Canada.

Two instant cup noodles and some lemon ginger tea.