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Owns a pet walrus which he keeps in a kiddie pool in his backyard.

Fried chicken and spinach because every time I watch Popeye I always crave spinach and fried chicken so here we go.

Just make sure to order something expensive.

You should start charging a babysitting fee. If you're going to be tormented you should at least get paid.

Is the executive producer of her own John Stossel Tubi series called The Possible Apostles of John Stossel.

Is the executive producer for the upcoming Netflix prehistoric drama starring John Stossel called John Stossel and the Colossal Fossils.

It takes her 7 days to make 7 minute frosting.

I hate this Christmas station they play every year. It's because of the music if anything the music itself is boring it's easy to tune out but it's these annoying celebrities that come on telling their boring uninteresting Christmas stories and sounding pretentious as fuck. Jimmy Fallon is the worst with at this with his nails on a chalkboard voice and punchable face.

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Filmed classic swim jumping off his garage in his chicken suit trying to fly south for the winter.

Made Mr Hoonie write a book report on Sponge's dinosaur fanfic as punishment for snitching to the RCMP about riding a barrel down Niagara Falls.

Signed up to take flute lessons from Ian Anderson.

Carries his lunch to work inside a A-Team lunchbox.

Convinced Ghostrek to enter the Royal Rumble next month.

Asked Santa Claus for a cattle prod for Christmas so she use it on folks who cut in front of her when goes to get ice cream from the ice cream truck.

The authorities confiscated his barrel and banned him from Niagara Falls after learning what he was planning to do. Mr. Hoonie snitched on him because he failed to pay him the cigarettes he promised for building the barrel.

My boredom has outshined the sun.

Speaks fluent aardvark.

Is hosting her own Christmas party with blackjack and hookers.