Mode 7

Has come to snuff the rooster

The Undertaker's streak should've ended at Wrestlemania 14 against Kane

Does the Shin Chan ass dance on the NY Subway

Invites women over just to play Tiddlywinks

Cheats at Uno

Goes to Olive Garden dressed up as Starscream

Slipped on pee pee at an Olive Garden bathroom and was awarded a cash settlement

Ordered chicken biryani from Olive Garden. When the refused to make it he threated to show everyone pictures of Fuggs hooha, needless to say that they complied.

Is leaving on the Midnight train to Georgia

Bring his own food to Olive Garden

Favorite hobby is eating popcorn while watching bugs getting fried by the bug zapper

Sid from Toy Story was based off TAO

Has a warrant for his arrest in Florida and Texas for dine and dashing at several Olive Garden restaurants in those states

I've been binge watching episodes of Unsolved Mysteries since January and I just noticed something about Robert Stack. You know how Stewie from Family Guy pronounces Cool whip as Cool hwhip putting the emphasis on the h. Robert Stack does the same thing with every single word that starts wtih Wh. White becomes hwhite, where becomes hwhere and what becomes hwhat. It's like damn there some people that actually do in real life. And now I can't unhear it.

Successfully robbed several Olive Garden restaurants with an NES zapper gun

Steals toilet seat covers from The Olive Garden

Has just filed a lawsuit against the Canadian Lumberjacks union

Steals door knobs from Olive Garden

Is the reigning hokey pokey champion