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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Was playing this song when he lost his virginity
  2. His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.
  3. Got married to this song
  4. Hired Irwin R. Shyster to do his taxes.
  5. These commercials was actually my first introduction to Fred Flintstone.
  6. I haven't spent any money since last Saturday.
  7. Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.
  8. Is currently writing a Star Trek TNG fanfiction where he reimagines Dr. Crusher as an intergalactic pro wrestling champion.
  9. Frozen pizza again, I got a good deal for 3 frozen supreme pizzas for only 15 bucks.
  10. Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.
  11. Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.
  12. What is this shit? I come from work and all I want to is watch Looney Tunes and the fucking channel isn't working. Other channels are working except Me TV Toons what the fuck is this shit?
  13. Goddamn it, just when I starting to feel better yesterday today I'm feeling like I'm about to get sick all over again 🤦🏿‍♂️
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