-Kudasai-

Wears a brown paper bag over his head to hide his face when he goes out to buy RC Cola.

What the hell is wrong with Coca-Cola? We're completely out of Dr. Pepper and what do they send me? Mr. Pibb. Just why? It'll be like Pepsi sending Schweppes instead of Mountain Dew or 7UP sending RC Cola instead of A&W Root Beer 🤦🏿‍♂️

Is President of the Mr. Pibb fanclub.

Got faked out again and it was from another Tom and Jerry cartoon titled "Heavenly Puss"

WWE Ruthless Aggression Era > WWE Attitude Era

Sleeps in Elvis pajamas

Got excited when he saw a program on tv called "Saturday Evening Puss" but once again was disappointed when he learned that it was the title of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Still took care of business anyway.

Was the real life inspiration for Bobby Hill.

I just learned that there's a Tom and Jerry cartoon titled "Saturday Evening Puss"

Trained a parrot to sing Aria

Baking some chicken breasts when I get home tonight.

Can't wait to get home so I can play Magic Sword.

Buried land mines in his front yard in case carolers show up.

Wrote a letter to Popeye's chicken requesting that they make Popeye their official mascot.

Doesn't mind if carolers come by but should they show up while she's taking a nap they will get hit in the face with a banana custard cream pie with whip cream.

Pink lemonade is an abomination.

Drives around in a Christmas sleigh every year with Ghostrek, Classic Swim and Mr Hoonie dressed up as reindeer.

Names all his FF6 characters after pornstars

stuffs his turkey with bbq potato chips

Frying some pork chops with some mashed potatoes and peas and carrots

Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers.

Drives a horse drawn carriage with Ghostrek as the horse.

drives a pickle wagon

My back hurts my feet hurt and my shoulder hurts. When the old heads told me never get old they weren't lying.

I'm going to make some macaroni and cheese and green beans to go with the chicken.