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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Don't tell me you're one of those houses that give out pennies to trick or treaters
  2. Fed those bantam chickens she bought from Tao's chicken farm to her komodo dragons Bruno and Bobo
  3. Burgers, fries and moose track ice cream for dessert
  4. Broke his tail bone after he fell thinking he could actually dance on the ceiling after hearing that Lionel Richie song.
  5. Won a lifetime supply of Popeye brand spinach after winning crossword puzzle contest
  6. Always asks the Olive Garden waiter if he wants fries with that shake
  7. Likes to strip naked and get tared and feathered and pretend that he's a yellow bellied sap sucker.
  8. Plays video games with his feet and of course Dudeco was told about it.
  9. Uses Mr Hoonie as his personal pillow
  10. Left a bag of flaming dog turds on Phil Spencer's porch as response to the Xbox Game Pass price increase
  11. Is dressing up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween
  12. Bought several Bantam chickens from Tao's chicken farm
  13. Talks like Marvin the Martian after too much caffeine
  14. Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster
  15. Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time
  16. Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub
  17. Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower
  18. Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower
  19. Started a fight at a bingo hall
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