-Kudasai-

Makes foot smut movies for pizza money.

Is opening up a rubber chicken factory in Rollingwood, Texas next year.

The movie or the cartoon?

Fried chicken breasts, white rice and spinach

broke his hand when he tried to open up a can of spinach by punching the can from the bottom with his fist because he saw Popeye do it in a cartoon.

Wakes up every morning shouting... "WHERE THE HELL IS BIGGLES?!"

Was the real life inspiration for The A-Team's Howling Mad Murdock character.

Always feeds his venus flytrap scooby snacks.

Informed the warden at the Leavenworth Federal Prison that Mr. Hoonie was making plans to escape.

Leftovers

Obliterated Ghostrek in Ghostbusters trivia.

Why the fuck is Google calling me?

When it comes to Gen Z and younger people in general I'm just completely indifferent towards them. I'm not one of these people that feels the need to "school them" on how things used to be back in the day. I have no desire to hang around them. I stay in my lane and I prefer it they stay in their lane.

Can't seem to get along with his goldfish.

Is planning on visiting Mr. Hoonie at the federal prison in Leavenworth, Kansas

Is running for Sheriff in Seminole, Oklahoma.

Obliterated Ghostrek in a Star Trek trivia contest.

Went to Death Valley because he wanted to meet The Undertaker whom the WWE always said he hails from.

Likes to go ice fishing in Hawaii

Got grounded by his parents after a disagreement about building an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard.

Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored fruit roll ups. Was the only person that voted for it.