-Kudasai-

I'm going to make some macaroni and cheese and green beans to go with the chicken.

I put a whole chicken in the crockpot, I'll figure out sides when I get home from work.

Should know that it's not for air guitar solos but for air chapman stick performances

Bought every single item listed on the 12 days of Christmas song

Still hasn't payed for the fire damage she caused at a Montreux, Switzerland casino while playing around with a flair gun. The incident inspired the song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple.

Makes Mr Hoonie dress up as Ritchie Rich when he sends him out to put money in the parking meter.

Ritchie Blackmore was a better in Rainbow than he was in Deep Purple.

Always goes the bank dressed as Mr. Monopoly.

The bloodlust is strong in this one.

Put a mouse trap inside his bag of Halloween candy to catch the person who's been stealing his candy. Minutes later he heard the mouse trap snap and a loud scream and discovered the culprit was none other than Mr Hoonie.

Finally the landscapers are leaving and I can have quiet again.

I'm going to fry these humongous drumsticks with rice and green beans.

Once again Super Ghouls N' Ghost isn't as hard as people say it, the problem is people just suck at this game or haven't played Ghost and Goblins.

As a Jethro Tull fan I will not tolerate any flute slaner!

I know they have a job to do but I'm going to bitch anyway, these landscapers are getting on my last fucking nerves. They always tend to show up before I have to leave for work or on my day off with those loud ass lawnmowers and now loud ass leaf blowers. It used to just be one guy and now today there's more than one. What the fuck?! I got woken up from my nap by a two fucking leaf blowers at once. The dude just seems like a nice guy but yet I just want to punch him in the face whenever I see his truck. I really need it to start snowing.

Has a YouTube channel dedicated to flies getting fried in the bug zapper.

I'll wear a mask if I'm sick I still social distance because I hate being around people in general I've never gotten a booster

People who run red lights and act like it's no big deal should not only have their permanently license revoked they shouldn't be allowed to use a bike, a scooter, a skateboard or even roller skates. The only vehicle they should be required to use is a unicycle.

Maybe it's just me but I just don't think this game is as difficult as people say it is.

I don't feel like cooking so I ordered a 20 piece jumbo shrimp dinner

I unintentionally relieved my childhood this morning. I want to bed early so I ended up waking early since there was nothing to do I decided to watch MeTv's Saturday morning cartoons block which consists of Popeye, Tom and Jerry, Woody Woodpecker and Looney Tunes. I even had a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles during the show.

Teaches a music class where he trains babies to properly play the bongos