-Kudasai-

@The_annoying_one I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who works in the grocery business. I put their 2 liters on the shelf back in August and still sitting there meanwhile on the Coke shelf all I got left 4 minute maids, 1 Dr pepper, 1 Fanta, 5 coke zeros and 5 Cherry Cokes. Both cost $3.69. Pepsi as a brand right now is trash.

Pepsi much like 7UP is a trash ass brand.

Uses RC Cola as paint thinner

I'm still pissed that 7UP had the nerve to make a gigantic order and didn't bother pick up their all of their outdated pop. They even sent over a some RC Cola which we only sold a whopping one 2 liter. Their shit has been on sale for a week and the only thing people want is Vernors the only product that's keeping them alive. Pepsi is no better either. Their shit has to be on sale in order for it move otherwise their shit collects dust. Coke on the other hand...I can't remember the last time has been on sale their shit just flies off the shelf. A 2 liter of Coke and Pepsi both cost the same high as hell yet the Coke is completely empty and Pepsi is just sitting there catching dust 🤷🏿‍♂️

Makes Ghostrek paint his toenails and yes Dudeco was told about it.

RC Cola = Repulsive Crap Cola

There's nothing I hate more than a boot kicking coon. Nothing but oxygen thieves.

One hand that morherfucker

I don't use paper plates, plastic forks or plastic cups because I'm at home and not at a goddamn bbq. Also since I live alone I drink straight out of the 2 liter or the gallon.

Trained two dogs to do the Mariachi

Trained a Venus flytrap to sing opera

Castlevania Dracula X (SNES)

Believes in the existance of Nematoads after watching Doug

Wearing pajamas all day, pj's are my default attire at home especially during fall and winter. Wearing shoes in the house. I don't make company take their shoes off when they come over just along as their shoes aren't wet, covered in mud or snow.

Traded in his chicken suit for a Santa suit with the hopes of getting Olive Garden waiters to sit on his lap.

My first time doing laundry at home in months so you better believe that I'm going to hog that bitch

I'm cooking chili mac and cheese in the crockpot

Only dates women who are good at Scrabble

Lights firecrackers and puts them inside the Jack-O-Lanters on people's porches in his neighborhood

serious answer, a single t-bone and the two leftover baked popatoes from last night

Nicotine, Red Bull and shame