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Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. For the time being I will no longer be making homemade lemonade. Between the price of lemons, lemon juice and sugar I'm better off buying the 3 for 5 2 liters and not to mention said brand is my go-to for lemonade so it works out.
  2. Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom
  3. Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one
  4. Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him
  5. Got banned from the adult section in all book stores
  6. Is banned from the humor section of all book stores
  7. Is the real life inspiration for Dennis the Menace
  8. Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies
  9. Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's
  10. Puts recreational use only on his dating profile
  11. Puts used to be a Power Ranger on his dating profile
  12. Has taken one too many stage drives because he referred to whatever that lineup is as Lynyrd Skynyrd
  13. Is going to star in another foot smut movie. He's almost out of ramen money.
  14. According to Mr Hoonie will do anything for truffles... anything
  15. According to Mr Hoonie likes his belly rubbed before bed
  16. Should know that was meant for classic swim
  17. According to Mr Hoonie makes pig noises in bed
  18. By did he meant wrote and directed, he was the actual performer in said movie. Things people do for ramen money.
  19. According to some ex lady friends makes seal noises during sex
  20. Makes moose noises while on the toilet
  21. Like Linus can't live without his security blanket
  22. Makes penguin noises when angry
  23. Is the president of the El Kabong club
  24. Used to be a member of the Huckleberry Hound club
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