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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Has started a petition to replace Cheetah Lounge dancers with actual cheetahs.
  2. Broke up with his girlfriend after finding out that she cheated.
  3. Is no longer welcomed in Montreal.
  4. Sleeps upside down like a bat
  5. Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him.
  6. Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash.
  7. Pronounces meme as me-me
  8. Wears a paper pirate hat on speed dates.
  9. Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea.
  10. Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.
  11. Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.
  12. Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.
  13. Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films.
  14. Goes to the strip club just for the food.
  15. Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.
  16. Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.
  17. I'm having spaghetti, fish sticks and 4 cheese texas toast tonight.
  18. The best version of Guile's theme
  19. If the customers didn't talk I probably would be successful as a cashier.
  20. Only dates women who own a game genie.
  21. Sleeps with a plushie of Karl Malden.
  22. Helped Mr Hoonie cause the cloudflare outage because he was still upset about not getting his angel food cake with 7 minute frosting from Cracker Barrel.
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