[classic swim]

I’m guessing Volcano Taco’s long gone too and that was yet another late ‘00s-early ‘10s thing keeping me around.

I’ve probably already already said a variant of this before. ^ Losing this was more important than losing Candy Cigarettes or any dipshit non healthy snack. I only had one single bag of that before they discontinued and that was enough to tell me that was the best of the whole brand.

HBD!

Cats are funnier than dogs by a landslide. You’re supposed to love dogs more right out the get-go, and I guess it really depends on the emotional attachment toward the specific individual pet. I don’t have either at the moment, and I really hate cleaning up shit from any animal, and dogs just shit all over the fucking place while kitty’s got a litter box sooo... kitty wins?

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Thought I could get away with not paying the imaginary bill for at least a dozen more days into the month, and they send me a duplicate sharp as a whistle telling me to pay that shit now. They’re like the mafia. Also the one time they actually do mail my shit consistently, so cheers to that. You’re taking valuable grocery money away, I have an excuse to keep your bitch ass waiting. Or... I SHOULD. You’re allowed to fuck me on my paper.

FUCK YEAH!!! HE’S A BIG ASS BITCH!

Oh really? Demarco eats MasqueradeOverture’s ass?

I should make better choices.

That and “thank” are his stamps of approval!

Why does he look like that?

I just don’t like the toilet seats. I’ll wait till I get home if it means I won’t be getting crustaceans.

Knew I had to call it quits but I kept poking so it’s my fuckup.

I’m always fuckin around my forum thread questions have been outlawed.

I should’ve said splatter but my scatter brain thought of the word ‘scat.’

Sorry for cheesing you off, Buddy.

Bathroom scatter. I’d rather tune out their talking than have them miss the bowl and start hitting the walls and everywhere.

ghostrek smells brunette’s hand on Greyhound Bus; Friend informs that she masturbated

He’s down in the muff!