[classic swim]

Takes his wife out to Chuck E. Cheese since she wanted something fancy.

It’s hard to explain the impact of Red Dead Redemption to someone who’s only known RDR2. “Far Away” segment was pure, unprecedented individual player experience and Red Dead 2 went on to repeat that moment four or five times. With dramatic scripting as subtle as a kick in the nuts.

Told ghostrek to go live with Chevy Chase.

Alright man, don’t get pissed. Your neck’s name is not Mr. Hoonie.

Say ghostrek, are we gonna legally change your name to Mr. Hoonie?

She paid Kudz 40 large to reenact the deer scene from Are We There Yet.

“Time to leave Olive Garden? I’M OUTRAGED!!!”

Ate Wilma Flintstone’s ass like a nice Brontosaurus Burger.

Ate Betty Rubble’s ass like a tyrannosaurus steak.

Took the TV remote away from Tao and said “heh alright, that’s enough Judge Mathis!”

I woke up from being passed out and I’m disappointed I didn’t actually say this to him today but close enough.

Helped dropped Barney Rubble off before seeing Mr. Slate.

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He’s Kudasai Smurf.