[classic swim]

Fired Guster for refusing to watch Jeff Dunham feed the McDonald’s Quarter Pounders to Sweet Daddy Dee and Achmed The Dead Terrorist.

I feel like this when I try to talk submissive to a woman. Getting slapped or yelled at every once in awhile would get the blood flowing. I just can’t take myself seriously with the wordplay.

Once said “I think you got me confused with yo mama” and got punched in the face by Uncle Phil.

Hired GunStar to hand Jeff Dunham a bag of 4 Quarter Pounders, a small cheeseburger and a sprite, and had GunStar watch Jeff feed the Jeff Dunham puppets.

You have an interview. You get an offer. You accept the offer. You give 2 forms of ID along with your bank info and have orientation. Rocket science! I’m 98% certain I’ll be walking out during orientation for the first time ever. So naturally, seems like signing my whole body and soul/writing down the precise info you already had 96 pages ago pretty much defeats the goddamn purpose of arranging an orientation.

Hired SodaKandy to approach Beyoncé & Jay Z with an order of two Quarter Pounders and a Big Mac from McDonald’s.