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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 20th Anniversary Month
[classic swim] replied to [classic swim]'s topic in Games
That BMX bike? Might not seem like a big deal right now. But for you? It’s the one tool leading you to the journey of a lifetime. Grove Street. Home. No matter how long it’s been. No matter how long you’re away. You can always claim this to be home. And over there! On the red marker... the house you were brought up in! You walk inside. Stifling through the memories. Beverly Johnson. Your mother. The faint sanity of your upbringing. Gone. But... what’s this? Big Smoke mistakes you for some basehead burglar. Once he stops to recognize, Smoke embraces you as his old pal and lost brother in arms. Not before offering you some quotes from the book, Smoke takes you to your mom’s funeral; Sweet and Kendl will be waiting. At first, the reunion’s not so great. Your older brother Sweet’s still crotchety since you went away. Baby sister Kendl’s no baby no more. She’s off making her own decisions. No matter. In the moment... The pivotal Grove Street Families crew is united once more! Takes awhile for you to get adjusted and acknowledge that the Ballas & Vagos have consumed much of LS. Nothing an OG like yourself can’t handle. Not long after checking in with your boy Ryder, you’ll find yourself... Cruising the spot... Claiming royalties... Tagging up turf... Even helping get the set back where it was. “FUCK THEM GROVE STREET FOOLS!” Ballas homie outcries. -
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
[classic swim] replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
Roof of my mouth’s been FUCKED just from couple hours of sipping tequila 3 nights ago. Made the rookie mistake of eating Buffalo wings thinking that shit cleared. -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
[classic swim] replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
I’m fine with the weather being what it is now because turning the heater on will only ruin everything. -
Boomerang streaming service officially shuts down
[classic swim] replied to Jman's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Of all the things to have a monthly bill on, it shouldn’t be for old ass cartoons on your phone. Pretty ridiculous for it to have coasted along as it did. -
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 20th Anniversary Month
[classic swim] replied to [classic swim]'s topic in Games
Prologue: Chapter One: Carl Johnson escaped the city, his past, and a life that was spiraling out of control. He abandoned Los Santos for Liberty City when his brother Brian met an early end. Unfortunately, gang violence also claimed his mother’s life, forcing CJ’s return to the city to attend the funeral... En Route from the Los Santos International Airport, CJ’s welcomed by a couple of old acquaintances from his gangbanging past—corrupt officers, Frank Tenpenny and Eddie Pulaski. The C.R.A.S.H. officers drop CJ off at the heart of Rolling Heights Ballas country. They draw CJ back in the game by linking him to a weapon used in a fresh cop killing. You are Carl Johnson, you are unarmed, and have just been dropped off in the middle of your rival gang’s territory. -
Anyone wanna do a road trip to visit MC GeeGee?
[classic swim] replied to naraku360's topic in General Discussion
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^ This in-game photo is one of the oldest in my gallery. Had to have been taken dead on the time of release, just minutes within me playing for the very first time. I remember taking Big Smoke’s car for my own and going everywhere around Los Santos before even having a grasp of the other sides of the map. When the game warned me not to leave town early, I tried swimming away at night and cops shot me dead in the water. I’ve 100%’d more than once (pain in the ass), and even had a save just for replaying all the starter missions. Story was that entertaining from the start that I actually wanted to keep the first chapter of it close by. Never had to do that for any other game.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
[classic swim] replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
I’ll inevitably create an alternate timeline just going back to where I need to go. I have no say in how severe the changes will be, but I can be cautious. A universe similar to this one would be fine too, I guess. I’d just be too nervous to wanna mess with multiverses completely. -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
[classic swim] replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
I’ve fantasized about time travel for so long now, and the crummy thing is knowing future credit cards won’t work. That, and I can’t expect a whole bunch of cash to be thrown my way just because I’m from a shitty future. I could rob my broke ass self, but then I’d be creating a paradox. -
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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I know this has been a real cause for concern
[classic swim] replied to Mix's topic in General Discussion
She would always make me get on my back on our bed and spread my legs and my cheeks wide so she could spank me between my cheeks until my anus was as red as the outside of my cheeks. She would stick her fingers in my ass right in front of her parents. -
You can’t delete threads you made when fucked up.
[classic swim] replied to [classic swim]'s topic in General Discussion
I was talking about my own thread just FYI, I didn’t mean your rap. -
Current-Gen consoles have to have a purpose and reason for sale before Last-Gen’s in jeopardy of anything. The motivation to get a “new console” is absent compared to when PS4 released.
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You can’t delete threads you made when fucked up.
[classic swim] replied to [classic swim]'s topic in General Discussion
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You can’t delete threads you made when fucked up.
[classic swim] replied to [classic swim]'s topic in General Discussion
It was just garbled up club lyrics. -
What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion