[classic swim]

Happy birthday!

Rally’s/Checkers should reboot Rap Cat. It’s time.

Yeah. Doesn’t happen every single time but getting a little close to frequent.

I haven’t moved away from ASMB Vibe 2 ever since the last update and I hope themes in general aren’t the problem because I love the shit outta that theme.

Plate of fried chicken and case of Samuel Adams.

Cosigned

Wants to be manager of his own car wash.

Rents out parties for everyone to live inside his juicy asshole and dick.

Analyze This. 7/10 I’ve kept a copy of it rotting away in the closet for years and never watched it once until now. I was afraid of just how shit it would be. If it was just gonna be some knockoff Sandler mess. The film’s introduction was clever enough to riff The Apalachin Meeting. Plenty of other scenes like that were complete eye openers because Hollywood usually isn’t that smart with use of parody. Sopranos, Goodfellas, GTA; all are already dark comedies. So I always found it funny there was this blockbuster obsession to dumb down the material. Whoever directed this probably had to fight to the death just to not make this total PG-13 garbage. It’s hackish at some parts but competence is definitely there.

I went on 2 hours of sleep as I wanted to get up early and prank call the Sam Roberts show. Guy who forwards the calls said I had nothing to say... I asked what’s today’s topic! How does a radio show not have at least one topic to fall under? Screamed as loud as I could into the guy’s ear since I wanted to scare Sam like that anyway. He wasn’t even phased.

Mikhail Faustin was hilarious for his one breakout scene and that’s it. His whole purpose was to be an omen and look slightly less evil compared to Dimitri. He didn’t care about Niko and he ruined his own family so I was never too attached.

Every motherfucker who owns a dog just looked outside and said “it’s not too late. Let’s make this a pup-shitter wonderland!”

A’HYUCK H’YUCK SHOW ME THE OVERGROWN AND POORLY MANAGED WOODED AREAS