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[classic swim]

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  1. This event and the general feel of the place around the time made it the first summer of the ‘20s that didn’t kinda blow.
  2. Wasn’t my goal to get banned from another business. Just don’t fucking test me with your bullshit.
  3. Packard wants you riding the Hershey Highway.
  4. Happy birthday!
  5. Yeah. Doesn’t happen every single time but getting a little close to frequent.
  6. I haven’t moved away from ASMB Vibe 2 ever since the last update and I hope themes in general aren’t the problem because I love the shit outta that theme.
  7. Plate of fried chicken and case of Samuel Adams.
  8. Storybook gangsta
  9. Wants to be manager of his own car wash.
  10. The Twin Peaks phenomenon during its run in the 90s was summed up as “lol what this/ dern coffee cherry pie derp shit” only Lynch cared about filmmaking way more than many before him. Just with the Laura Palmer plot by itself, he stunted entertainment from being a sea of nameless projects failing to be Miami Vice or Columbo.
  11. Rents out parties for everyone to live inside his juicy asshole and dick.
  12. Analyze This. 7/10 I’ve kept a copy of it rotting away in the closet for years and never watched it once until now. I was afraid of just how shit it would be. If it was just gonna be some knockoff Sandler mess. The film’s introduction was clever enough to riff The Apalachin Meeting. Plenty of other scenes like that were complete eye openers because Hollywood usually isn’t that smart with use of parody. Sopranos, Goodfellas, GTA; all are already dark comedies. So I always found it funny there was this blockbuster obsession to dumb down the material. Whoever directed this probably had to fight to the death just to not make this total PG-13 garbage. It’s hackish at some parts but competence is definitely there.
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