[classic swim]

Here we go.

Tao wrote an angry letter about the mayonnaise slathered onto his mailbox after tasting it.

Wants to toss a jar of Smuckers strawberry jam at someone’s truck.

Go back to 80 degree weather oh my fucking goodness. I shouldn’t be seeing my breath outside again.

Got in a heated argument with GunStar and she was like “ok that’s it, Mr. Hoonie’s gonna sniff you directly into the face.” ghostrek ran up and started sniffing Kudasai face ferociously

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Disqualified Hoonie horse on count of ghostrek trying to fuck it.

Went behind the scenes at the current Kentucky Derby to drug the horses and one of them turned around and went “rheaheyaheyyhyhyeaa, I’m the Kudasai horse!”

Wants to smoke some endo with Goliath from Davey and Goliath.

Shared my drink with a brunette and flirted with her when I really wanted to fuck her farting anus like my dick was a manual diamond core construction drilling machine.

Stifled a laugh in the public bathroom when ghostrek on his knees looked up to Scoob and said “your penis sexy as FUCK”

Used a battering ram to break down the door to the bathroom stall Scoob was in. He paid ghostrek to jostle Scoob’s exposed penis on the public toilet like it was some putty play.

He got ghostrek to stick his pp in her while she’s crowning and yelled at him in the Shoney’s Bear voice going “fuck her poop, NOWWWWWWWWW!”

Became a scat sex coach for ghostie and MD while dressed up as the Shoney’s Bear to promote Shoney’s.

Saw Kudasai making angry bull noises and chasing him around like a bull and he went “holy crayyyyupp”

Won’t have much other opportunity echoing into a bottomless pit about what I want, so might as well start now... - Return gameplay to how it was traditionally before GTA V. Really make it a game. Not a cheesy interactive blockbuster where the developer holds your hand. - Go all in on Gang Warfare or don’t even have it. - The current Liberty City mob and their fronts. Tommy Vercetti, Sonny Forelli, and Sammy Bottino are the 3 previous examples of Liberty pouring out into Vice. - Should there be an existing branch of Triads in Vice City, have that. Otherwise? Liberty City Triads. Huang Lee might have taken Hsin Jaoming’s offer. - Hollick works with R* again. Niko Bellic appears in a few Strangers/Freaks side missions as a civilian. The dialogue showing him older, finally at peace with himself. - TBOGT style nightclub missions. With or without Tony & Luis would be fine. - Vice City FM returns from TBOGT, a bulk of Vice City’s original soundtrack can be played on that station. - Give the protagonists optional earbuds so you can listen to the soundtrack outside of game vehicles. - I want original gangs, also. Please do not bring back the Ballas or Families like others have suggested. - Vercetti Estate, that’s a must. - Tommy and Liotta should have some kind of tribute. Ray Boccino you could tell started as a potshot for Liotta, but somewhere along the way they made him a legit character. - There’s a very large gap between 1986 and 2026 when it comes to coke smugglers, cartels and drug barons. That’s worth exploring to the fullest extent. - GTA IV actively told you what Liberty’s street gangs were like during the events of San Andreas. I want a similar approach in knowing how hard that shit hit their communities.