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[classic swim]

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  1. I don’t fuck with rodents or any nasty beast that jumps out from the garbage.
  2. If you dip your nuts in a cup of water and hand it to your boss, if they would notice the water tasting sour, or if what they’re putting their lips to smells like a monkey.
  3. He thought a KISS concert would earn him a luxury pass to kissing booths.
  4. His driver’s license photo is him smiling with rosie cheeks because his friend’s granny with him at the DMV said he could have chocolate cake.
  5. Can’t get ghostrek’s beak off of his toasty tater tots.
  6. Taught Mr. Hoonie how to put hot sauce in a super soaker.
  7. Ran into Mr. Hoonie and the jolly bears in the forest where they all laughed and drank coffee together inside their cave.
  8. He says “I have your information d-ddd-dumbass!” when he’s in a old timey gun fight at Hobby Lobby.
  9. TLAD had the advantage of knowing what happens further in the plot and still sheepishly wrote off Johnny Klebitz. At that point he should’ve just been Niko’s kill. But the purpose of killing Fitzgerald was for Niko to treat Johnny’s life like a disposable commodity.
  10. It’s not that autosaves can’t or shouldn’t be convenient. It’s that YOU CANNOT TRUST DEVELOPERS TO NOT SELL YOU A BROKEN PRODUCT. Your game is only ever going to freeze or crash, and it will only do this during a load/save state. So naturally... every goddamn one now has autosave built in as a mandatory function. Makes it even more idiotic when your poorly optimized piece of shit game is autosaving pure nothingness every 2 fucking seconds instead of being used when the fuck it should be used. Golly! How could it ever freeze during a save state!
  11. Stromboli and picked out a good cabernet but maybe vodka for later. Should’ve grabbed chicken.
  12. https://www.thewrap.com/primal-season-3-twist-genndy-tartakovsky-interview/ For the show itself? Doesn’t bring much confidence. Killing off the main character wasn’t a “mistake.” If this was a show meant to stay in production forever and ever, with Primal coffee mugs... then yes. But it was obvious from what you wrote before that shit ran its course a bit. For the undead sub genre? Sounds more diverse than “I’m a girl and you’re a guy and we have to survive this somehow.”
  13. Unpopular opinion but ghostrek’s nostrils would do the real heavy lifting in the sack. Feel the warmth and the wind of those little holes rather intimately.
  14. You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s. A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again.
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