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I don’t fuck with rodents or any nasty beast that jumps out from the garbage.
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What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
[classic swim] replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
If you dip your nuts in a cup of water and hand it to your boss, if they would notice the water tasting sour, or if what they’re putting their lips to smells like a monkey. -
Parents rules you break vehemently as an adult.
[classic swim] replied to André Toulon's topic in General Discussion
Elbows on the table. -
What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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He thought a KISS concert would earn him a luxury pass to kissing booths.
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His driver’s license photo is him smiling with rosie cheeks because his friend’s granny with him at the DMV said he could have chocolate cake.
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Can’t get ghostrek’s beak off of his toasty tater tots.
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Taught Mr. Hoonie how to put hot sauce in a super soaker.
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Ran into Mr. Hoonie and the jolly bears in the forest where they all laughed and drank coffee together inside their cave.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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He says “I have your information d-ddd-dumbass!” when he’s in a old timey gun fight at Hobby Lobby.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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It’s not that autosaves can’t or shouldn’t be convenient. It’s that YOU CANNOT TRUST DEVELOPERS TO NOT SELL YOU A BROKEN PRODUCT. Your game is only ever going to freeze or crash, and it will only do this during a load/save state. So naturally... every goddamn one now has autosave built in as a mandatory function. Makes it even more idiotic when your poorly optimized piece of shit game is autosaving pure nothingness every 2 fucking seconds instead of being used when the fuck it should be used. Golly! How could it ever freeze during a save state!
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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Primal Season 3 teaser, premieres in January
[classic swim] replied to viperxmns's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
https://www.thewrap.com/primal-season-3-twist-genndy-tartakovsky-interview/ For the show itself? Doesn’t bring much confidence. Killing off the main character wasn’t a “mistake.” If this was a show meant to stay in production forever and ever, with Primal coffee mugs... then yes. But it was obvious from what you wrote before that shit ran its course a bit. For the undead sub genre? Sounds more diverse than “I’m a girl and you’re a guy and we have to survive this somehow.” -
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i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
Unpopular opinion but ghostrek’s nostrils would do the real heavy lifting in the sack. Feel the warmth and the wind of those little holes rather intimately. -
i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
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i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s. A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again.