[classic swim]

Has his own lists of episodes titled The Tao Episodes.

Refuses to eat anything without reading the nutrition facts.

Said “Thank you, Jerry Seinfeld!” to the Hardee’s/Carl’s Junior person who joked about how big his baconator is.

That’s a good idea, ghostrek. Say ghostrek, can we sniff and play with your Mr. Hoonies?

Ok Burger King we gotta make a new commercial. It’s been five fucking years of the same song. Bring out the costume, hire some Z list actors, do something.

Loved ones and eh relatives couldn’t make it to the US yet (or never did at all) so that made Skype’s crappy web cam seem cutting edge for a minute. It’s weird that and Xbox Live was feasible to me and not everyone putting surveillance cameras in their living rooms.

No I don’t wanna put ranch on any dish, the hell makes you think I’d wanna dip my wings in ranch?

Tackled a running lifeguard into the pool as he was about to save someone.

Told the Sonic roller-skating lady he wanted funyons and tossed the onion rings at the back of her neck.

He’s the federal dine-and-dashing inspector staking out an Olive Garden.

Tacos. Pie for dessert.

Only he can prevent wildfires.

Beverly Hills Cop II. 6/10 Meh. Now I remember what I’ve been wary about with the series name. Script gets draining at times. And maybe it’s from watching the first two in a row, but the soundtrack goes from pure uniqueness to the sequel just playing the same beat from the original a trillion fucking times because?

I’ve steered clear from Beverly Hills Cop for over ten years worrying it’d be derpy, but IFC is airing it and nah it’s still fucking golden. I think highly of early Miami Vice and it’s on par. Jonathan Banks must be wearing shoes to make him tall or some shit.