[classic swim]

The intro not being 100% silhouette or abstract was a conscious effort. You can take the good and the bad with that. The Bebop crew didn’t have to stand all BadassTM with the title logo. This theme song tells me absolutely nothing about why I should give Grace Arlene’s cunt hairs about any of the characters... but Bebop’s intro was like that too. I’m just gonna have to watch the show if I ever get to it.

Wakes up his wife from bed and says “get the gummy bears out from the cabinet. NOWWWWWWWW!”

I was told some time recently I got a home back home and I’ve at least thought about it. The one thing in my shitty life that hasn’t changed was that I could always go back. That’s been on the table for over a decade, citizenship wouldn’t be an issue and I’d be looked after for however long until I could adapt. I’d want this site to be international (I got no fuckin clue on that) and it’d be a fortune probably to get a bunch of my shit transported over there. But all I do is complain about how useless it is here now. Some family says “no shit US is better” and some stay happily where the fuck they are and just live life without the supposed advantages.

Tells everyone to stay away from his mashed potatoes and gravy.

Other channels beat them to the punch 12 years ago. Is FOX under the impression that advertisers still care and that their whole “brand” and “reputation” isn’t just fucking Football, or Mark Levin for idiots? The most boring episode of modern Family Guy would still be MA or unairable even during early revival years.

Scratching your balls and even smelling your fingers afterwards is a suitable treat.

He walked out the gas station with soda and chips and one of the Rhode Island Reds waddled up to him so he could pour some Pepsi in its mouth to make it happy.

Yo ghostrek, she wants to sniff your buhuhuhuhuhuhhhs

Got an egg thrown at the back of his head around a gas station pump and went “oh-motherfucker!”

Went to Haribo Gummy Bears factory with a paper mache sword and said “put the bears in the bag, NOWWWWWWW!”

He said “fuck Grimace from McDonald’s!” grabbed him out a truck and hit ‘em with a brick and started dancing.

I’ll set an alarm clock for you.

He paid Nabs 5 Gs to eat the crust off Scoob’s sexy naked pale ass while Scoob’s swinging his package back and forth.

He’s the CEO of Seight’s Deli where all the meats are prepared by Seiiiiiiiiiigggghhht.

Made fun of Mike Francesa at Applebee’s for falling asleep on his Diet Coke.

As he’s blowing a load in Rebecca’s butt, he’s dressed up like Goku and screams “KAME, KAMEEEEEE”

Happy birthday and “F you for the disgusting mental picture, man!”