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[classic swim]

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    You had to delete the app and download a “new” one when they changed to Max so that’s kinda funny a 2nd time even when I’m not borrowing bro’s password anymore.
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    Located meth pipe raccoon’s 5’11 crack cocaine distributing cousin who manages a car wash and ran him over like this.
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    Ran a contest between Mr. Hoonie and Jeff Dunham’s puppet Melvin The Superhero to see whose nose could penetrate an escort’s butt the fastest.
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    Fired Guster for refusing to watch Jeff Dunham feed the McDonald’s Quarter Pounders to Sweet Daddy Dee and Achmed The Dead Terrorist.
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    I feel like this when I try to talk submissive to a woman. Getting slapped or yelled at every once in awhile would get the blood flowing. I just can’t take myself seriously with the wordplay.
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    Once said “I think you got me confused with yo mama” and got punched in the face by Uncle Phil.
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