[classic swim]

I’m so sorry Swimpedia. I won’t disobey again.

I love Swimpedia. Chill the fuck out.

I apologize for doubting the journalistic integrity of Swimpedia over something that was FUCKING WRONGGG ANYWAY. I am regrettably so, so sorry for this. Stop quote replying me. Please.

Yep. Titmouse was wrong, and so was everyone else. Stop quote replying me.

I’m not taking a fucking crusade against Swimpedia. Shit was wrong and incorrect is the entire point. Stop quote replying me.

Then don’t quote reply me.

Why’d you quote reply me if you’re not even prepared? Some rando user with 1K followers, being a rando user with 1K followers... tweeted Titmouse claimed in their panel that Doc & Jackson have full reign to come back to do more Venture Bros. This was a panel that the user didn’t even fucking attend. No remote footage anywhere of the panel’s actual words, but everyone took the single Twitter user’s tweet as pure gospel. Which got a fuck swarm of people to tweet “oh yeah! Venture Bros is back! This is totally real because I’m tweeting it!” So yeah! Dare I say.... the truth was stretched in some unforeseeable way! Right?

Oh yeah how’d that work out?

I just wish the hugs were longer.

I gotta agree with this take, GunStarHero! Ghostrek is being really funny on the internet!

I know. I’m just joking with my good pal!

Your sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd wants to give you a call.

Ghostrek, I’m glad that customer representative was well attentive to your situation. You only deserve the best routine service.

She’s the sheriff. RIP.

Unverified bullshit tweets happen to be unverified bullshit tweets.

Finally just now saw the ATHF trailer thanks to some screeching guy’s phone recording. I get NYCC is apparently sacred but a cartoon trailer shouldn’t be barred from the goddamn public. It’s a trailer. Just upload that shit everywhere. But I still don’t know how to feel about Bento Box Aqua Teen. It was fine for the movie but that’s not really how the show’s supposed to look. At least with Aquadonk the changes were more subtle.

Easily my top favorite game, tied with San Andreas. *old ass pix* Not many shooters out there let you hit some bitch upside the head with a stop sign or a broken TV. Or let you smear the city in shit with a septic truck. Most say Vice City had the best soundtrack, which I myself probably wouldn’t deny. But this game had “Land Down Under.” And “Final Countdown.” And “Take on Me.” And “Karma Chameleon.” And “Gangsta Bitch.” And “NY State of Mind.” And “Everybody Wants to Rule The World.” And all of Four-20 + Ezzzy FM. Love the campaign, but even if you’re not fully in it you could still have a shitload of fun with basic co-op. Only thing I never liked was the Respect meter. The activities should be something you’re already compelled to play without being forced to in order to progress.

Remembering that time the fall fair was in town and my barber told me to go fuck one of the carnival girls. I relayed the message to my family because I thought it was funny, and my grandma got mad and said “I’ll kick your barber’s ass.”

Thought that would’ve been addressed at the event.

Neo Ultra Mike is a complete fucking idiot. I’m saying this here because I’m not allowed to flame there but I hope someone smacks his dumb fucking face.

I dosed off for a bit and missed the footage if it was streamed. And I don’t see a clip or nothing anywhere so I guess I’ll go fuck myself.

People had plenty of the same negative things to say about ATHFCMFFT at the time. Plantasm/Deathfighter however is much less enjoyable now because their excess animation + Elon parody + “story” was pretty alien for ATHF. The first movie had problems but it also didn’t pretend to be something that it wasn’t. If you just give me something that’s as good as the Aquadonk season but fuck off with your updated animation and trendy attempts then I’ll be solid.