[classic swim]

I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head. This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.

He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair. It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald.

“Windows 10 Support ends in 5 days.” I fucking use Windows 7 man stop playing. There’s no point to that shit. It’s like with Apple. Everyone’s anti-capitalist until you suggest that maybe the 5th or 8th iPhone is still a fucking cellphone that should continue working for people.

Dusk Till Dawn Not much has changed since I first saw it. The heist plot was infinitely more interesting, and would’ve been at least a Top 20 film if it stuck to just that. It settles for being a vaguely memorable thing with vampires that’s more campy than scary. And Salma Hayek.

ghostrek you should let Top Gun wiggle his bald head on top of your head

Went to the 1995 Blockbuster dressed as Yoshi and went RAHHHHH and kicked the kid in the face. But he didn’t take the Yoshi’s Island copy. He purchased Milk Duds.

Happy birthday!

Cheered up ghostrek by taking him over to Scoobdog’s house so Scoobdog could gently press his sweaty workout knees up against his facial hair.

When Kudasai the Cable Man threatened to take away the Tubi, Tao put on his Indiana Jones hat and lasso’d the television set.

That was a fine 7 and a half hours.

That time again.

Rotisserie and red wine.

Revealed this embarrassing picture of Tao.