Insipid

Perhaps. I imagine you to be balder and what hair you have to be whiter. Edit: And that pic is over 10 years old now.

I went out to the zoo today. The weather was very nice. The cafe was very hectic, but I found excellent seating outside. It was in the shade under a tree and about fifty feet from a giraffe. There was also a bird in the tree above me that did not move at all while I ate, but it shat a few times on the seat next to me.

Are you calling yourself a weed?

Rotiserrie chicken from Sam's Club, kimchi, and riced cauliflower. I did not like the riced cauliflower that much; it is definitely not a replacement for white rice. I don't know what I was thinking; there is no replacement for rice for me.

I've been really getting into smoothies lately. I have concocted my own original recipe that is high in protein, fiber, potassium, probiotics, nitrates, and antioxidants, and the pH is controlled to not be acidic. It costs about 5 dollars to make for almost 40 ounces of liquid. Ordering it at a cafe would easily be over 20 dollars. Quite a meal replacement. I really go all in when the mood suits me.

Agreed.

Looks like I gotta spell this out. Rhetorical question: a question asked in order to create a dramatic effect or to make a point rather than to get an answer.

Who the fuck is Mister Creosote? Rhetorical question, I don't care.

I was a fat ass this morning and ate 3 slices of pizza . . . so for dinner, I ate a cheese omelette with kimchi, a pear, and a glass of V8. Rather depressing, But I am glad I managed 2.5k calories for the day, got over 25 grams of fiber and over 150 grams of protein. This is why I like fasting. It forces me to save room for a sumptious meal in the evening. Breakfast can go kick rocks.

I haven't used a desktop or laptop for quite some time now 🙃

I was just about to subscribe to Parmount Plus, but fuck that. Looks like this will be the last season of Big Brother I will watch. Bye bye, CBS. I hope bending the knee was worth it.

A fat slut, you say?

Nah, but here are two pedophiles attending the opening of the Taj Mahal casino.

Not directly. Who is paying for the tariffs?

Fine, for now, it's all Carl Icahn's fault. Whatever. Why would such an esteemed businessman like Trump peddle a lie that other countries pay for tariffs though? 💩💩💩💩💩

Like a businessman who bankrupted several casinos and is now making dumbasses believe other countries pay tariffs on imported goods? 😈

Also, this song has been stuck in my head lately.

It's funny, this is the closest thing we have to that NWO Illuminati bullshit, yet some on the right are still dick-riding the orangutan in Depends. I hope it eats many of them alive to finally realize that their leader is indeed a child rapist. Fundamental attribution error, confirmation bias, psycholocigal projection, Asch's conformity experiment . . . looks like psychology is more than just woke science.

Lola, the Redeemable.

Yesterday, I had chicken biryani from a restaurant. Today, I had chicken biryani from a Pakistani friend. Tomorrow, I may have it from an Indian friend. Yep, I am obsessed. Idgaf.

Your money could go very far in India, especially the slums. It's a walker-friendly society with public transportation everywhere. And the weather gets to 47 degrees CELSIUS in some places. You used foreign language as an excuse not to visit Japan, but so many Indians speak English. What are you waiting for?

Non-dairy milk is fucking stupid. It never contains as much protein as regular milk, except for soy milk, but that shit especially sucks.