Insipid

chicken curry. I don't think I have to say what happened . . . again 😭

Billy Joel is not my lover He's just a man who plays the piano

I finally did it today. I was able to run at 6mph on the treadmill for two minutes. I got rewarded with the runner's high. I really don't remember the last time I felt this good. It's like all my hard work over the past four months has finally paid off.

Chinese sausage, rice, bok choy, kimchi, and natto.

Hazbin Hotel is as if tumblr from 2014 was turned into a cartoon show. Vaggie sounds like a South Park name for a parody character, not the main character's lover's name. Fucking garbage.

Fuck her like your life depended on it.

Nope, you get the hooha.

Happy birthday. Lose your virginity within a year, usless you wanna be a 40 year old virgin.

I went to The Cheesecake Factory. I had some pinot noir wine, chicken penne, and mango key lime cheesecake.

gynecology

Outdated sexist retorted, much like your choice in music. Do try taking the nostalgia glasses off.

As your girlfriend, I demand you stop talking about dad rock and we listen to Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets Department on Spotify, immediately.

I had Raising Cane's for dinner, a Big Mac for lunch. I managed to keep the calories below 2000, despite it all being unhealthy fast food, but I still feel like a fatass. 🤷‍♂️

I came across this on reddit the other day. I don't agree with it all, although the most evil ones are spot-on.

I normally skip breakfast. Black coffee is enough to get my day started. 🤷‍♂️

I realize I've been familiar with at least 80 percent of the top 40 songs since 1998. I want to keep this going until I'm 40. The thing is, I really don't like Taylor Swift and she just released her largest album ever. 😭

Chicken biryani, raita, and samosa from my Pakistani friend's mother.

My sister's birthday is today. I usually focus more on the Hitler aspect than the weed with her. 🙃

You know, I masturbated so hard at the ending scenes of the season.

I most fondly remember that stupid bear, but it's not the earliest iteration I remember.

Uh, it's very easy to find obvious terminally online people on reddit with very shitty world views. It really hasn't changed much over the years, usership-wise. It is what you make of it.

ok, threeway with fuggs