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Sailor Jerry and eggnog is the shit. I might have had a little too much . . . oh no.

I remember when I first went to Hell's Kitchen like 15 years ago. I thought "huh, this is a place? I thought it was only a TV show."

No, I'm reporting that shit right away. It's happened to me a couple of times already. It's not like you know they're actually buying food. Maybe they're buying gift cards.

Packard's ole friend leathur rok did seem like someone who would be fun to hang out with, just occasionally.

The nightclub is no place for ghostie. He needs to be fucking miserable housewives. He'll gain a new perspective on life when he hears "that's the first time I didn't have to fake it in years."

I just searched for "rizz" here and no one's ever said it. Shows how old this community has become. But thank God. That seriously just sounds like jizz. Oh yeah, that guy got some real jizz.

Sour grapes. Have a relationship first, then you can say this.

Ok, this is fair. Elon Musk is known to spout vaporware bullshit. I don't think the change AI will have on society will be that sudden. It will be more gradual. However, just cause Musk is full of shit and fails to perform to expectations, it doesn't mean we should just say it's not gonna happen. The writer's strike that just happened included a stipulation regarding AI after all.

AI isn't a fad just like the internet is not a fad. In fact, it is older than the internet. Whether you like it or not, it's going to change society in the coming generations.

Was he serious? Did you tell his parents?

Palak paneer, chicken biryani, and chicken tikka masala. I should have asked for a lower spice level; I'm gonna feel this tomorrow. 🙃

Oh my God, I felt that straight from the heart. I am moved. 😭😭😭😭😭 I hope you get laid this holiday season.

I've been more social lately. I made a new friend and got invited to a nerdy bar, made Indian friends and am regularly getting biryani from them, and had several random long pleasant conversations with strangers out in public. meh, whatever. I still enjoy my solitude quite a bit.

"A rare fatal infection in the skin of the perineum may occur." 😂 You might die from your gooch necrotizing. Cheerful background music. 🎶

No need to defend yourself. The main appeal of the first game was to 90s kids who have memories of the animatronics at Chuck E Cheese. Then it turned out literal kids today actually like the series too, and you have what we have now

I think this is only an unpopular opinion in the US: root beer is fucking nasty.

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Billy Porter is just a black Andy Warhol: annoying gay hack from Pittsburgh, involved in the arts, and surrounds himself with far more talented people and rides off the clout.

I meant to send a text in Japanese to my mother, but I accidentally sent it to someone else. 🙃

I don't think I've seen that in years. I think the white grannies who made that shit when it was en vogue are mostly dead now.

green bean casserole, fucking nasty. That's all really.

Chuck Berry was into literal shit. Like, he had hookers shitting on him. Plus, he raped a 14 year old girl. And Lennon beat his wives. #wellakchuallyyokoono

I left some master bait in the mop closet.