Insipid

caesar salad and frozen lasagna from Walmart

You were alive for Reagan, whose trickling down has only involved working peasants convinced to enjoy golden showers from rich assholes like Trump. He has diabetes, so his urine tastes particularly sweet, but the later stages involve kidney failure. Dialysis will be necessary soon.

edit: fuck, never mind. stupid mobile

Chicken biryani at the max spice level, a first for me. I might regret this tomorrow 😬

They'll wait until a horrible incident occurs to execute him, as usual. When the Akihabara stabbing massacre occurred, they execured Tsutomu Miyazaki, a child raping serial killer. And when Shinzo Abe was assassinared, they executed the Akihabara culprit.

chicken and scallop hibachi takeout with miso soup and philadelphia rolls. I was really looking forward to this meal.

Day 30: One month mark. I bought a fitbit, so now I have more metrics to follow other than my weight. I wish I bought one sooner because it's so useful and it really reinforces becoming more active.

The same Indian takeout I got two days ago for the third and final time. Dieting has made me realize what a fatass I was.

What did Wario say when he was about to bukkake Peach shortly afrer?

Like hell I'm wishing happy birthday to Xi Jinping. Happy birthday pooh.

Eh? Jimmy Neutron was very memorable, at least to me.

Oh, and here's how to fix your problem.

I didn't even post in that outrun your girlfriend thread. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think you're making shit up.

My hibachi outing got cancelled. 😭 I still felt like spending money, so I got Indian takeout. Palak paneer, chicken tikka masala, basmati rice, and raita. Can't complain.

I don't even have a cat. Anyway,

Oh well. She has nine lives. She can learn her lesson with one of them.

I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard.

porkchops, rice, corn, kimchi. Boring. I'm going to a hibachi place tomorrow. Should be more exciting.

Luke Combs' version of Fast Car is so stupid. Your country ass is really working in the market as a checkout girl? 🙄

There are people who actually like crunchy peanut butter? 😱

Day 24: Today was my mother's birthday. It was the first time I saw my sister since New Year's Day. She said "wow, you lost a bit of weight." I wasn't expecting her to notice this early, but she is a nurse. Gave me quite a confidence boost.

Biryani again. I overate . . . I hope I didn't mess up my diet too much

chicken biryani, raita, and garlic bread