Insipid

When I'm 42, the answer to everything, the total eclipse will happen over Beijing, Pyongyang, and Tokyo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_September_2,_2035

Chicken curry from my Indian friend. Of course, I ran to the bathroom because it was too spicy. 🥲

Fuck on the second date!

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I don't think I expessed my sentiments strong enough earlier. I love my beard. Having the ability to grow facial hair is one of my favorite things about being a man. There's nothing quite like scratching your beard when you're deep in contemplation. Yeah, yeah, stereotypical pseudointellectual neckbeard redditor, idgaf Honestly, will still go clean shaven for a hundred bucks. The shit will grow back presentable enough in about two weeks.

I leave that guy alone in a room with a hooker. I tell him she gives the best anal. Unbeknownst to him, she ate ghost pepper chili and swallowed a bunch of laxatives. When his dick starts burning, she tells him she has a super STD and the only cure is castration. There just happens to be a rusty dull knife in the room. The burning on his dick is so intense that the cutting doesn't hurt as much. He bleeds to death from where his dick used to be. And had he managed to survive the castration, he would have died from septic shock, as the knife was covered in shit. FIN

I came across this topic today on reddit. One difference is major purchases like airplane tickets. Millennials feel you should make the purchase on a laptop, but zoomers are fine making the purchase on a smartphone.

spaghetti alla puttanesca As fancy as that sounds, it just reminds me of A Series of Unfortunate Events. I love olives and anchovies, anyway.

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Speaking from experience?

lol, there really isn't anyone famous I look similar to. Just imagine fair skin, black hair, Balkan male with slanted eyes, I guess.

I've let my full beard grow for the past 6 years now. I kept it at various lengths. Right now, I keep it at half an inch. I've had quite a few men say they're jealous of my beard. It's honestly not as full as I'd like it to be though. 🤷‍♂️

Poor lady, that 10 inch mandingo you stole for your own pleasure was her favorite.

Brussel sprouts are tasty af

That broccoli cut young men have these days is so hideous, but I suppose it's not that different from the 90s bowl cut, which was equally hideous.

I always add a little kimchi to the mix. It adds just a bit of life.

Homemade California rolls that fucking sucked with microwavable yakisoba that's fucking depressing.

Mimosas and crepes. (I wish)

I just watched Anatomy of a Fall and people weren't kidding; that dog gave one of the most compelling acts ever.

Well, right now I'm averaging about 1.8 pounds a week. I plan on keeping it at least 1.5 pounds a week, that way I can go below 200 by the end of the year. After that, I'll see how I feel, what my body proportions are, and then go on from there.

Day 95: Easter update. I'll just let the chart speak for itself.

Walking and getting lost is seriously one of the best feelings.

I was about to tell you to fuck on the first date with your other post. Good job, bitch.