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I had to start over so add meeeee ❤️

My dumbass whispered to the person next to me and said “we’ve been trying to reach you for your cars extended warranty”. The person next to me spit out their drink.

Some of those scenes should’ve just been cut. I saw it in theaters and almost peed my pants thinking I was going to miss something when all it was was a driving scene like 5 or so minutes long.

Don’t have rough sex with a choker on. If you do prepare for the choker to be bruised on your throat. Whoops.

We here 4 u

Sign me up for this epic disaster.

What a sweet wittle kitty baby

It’s so cuteeee. Name?

What beauties!!!

That baby is precious. The asshole is the leg next to him.

What good babies you has!

I wanna rub that belly!

Mew says thank you! also I want to pet your kitties.

Pictures of your animals? pretty plz.

All insects avoid you. Fairies. Memory.

I feel your pain, except I stepped in the same fire ant hill twice in the middle of the night a few years back and they attacked me twice. A couple hours later I found out that I was deathly allergic to their bites.Hospital trip and blisters covering my feet for months were awesome.

Can we just all agree it’s made from vegans?

Happy birthday!! I’m a day late! Don’t scold me! 🎂

Wowwwwww. I take my birthday wishes back. I haven’t been on the boards in a week. Geesh.

Happy birthday! 🎂🎈🎉🎁🎊

Horrayyy!

My cat is an asshole and likes to dig my couch <_< >_>