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  1. UwPp
    Plz clean your bathroom more.
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    How ever many steps it takes from my bedroom to the living room to the kitchen to the back porch oh crap forgot something in the bedroom to go back to the bedroom to forget what I forgot to back to the living room and repeat.
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    Chicken bacon ranch pizza and sweet chili wings. *Disclaimer I haven't tasted any of it yet. I'm still in the car.
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    That face isn't ugly. You hush!
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    Just ask for a mcgangbang.
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    Ich lerne Deutsch. Meine Spanish ist schrecklich.
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    Happy birthday!
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    Rushed gma by ambulance to my work's hospital. Stayed until 1 am. Got home for them to call at 5 and say she's been discharged. Wtfff.
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    When your prianha niece decides to give you "love" bites.
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    Glad to hear you're safe. 🖤 I'm pissed for you that media has not covered anything about your area.
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    When Syracuse gifs are trending on Discord. I still find football to be boring...but good job.
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    Happy birthday lovey!
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    Happy bday!
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    We grapefruit fushia. 🥰
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    My dick always works. I snort viagra.
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    I absolutely adore the color scheme!
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    Getting real sick and tired of waking up in the middle of the night from nightmares.
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    Thought the same thing. ... If it doesn't this was the worst negotiation on both parties.
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    I said nothing of balls. Just pp. Helicoptering.
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    I'll trade you 1 lung and and eyeball for 10 helicopter pps.
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    I wish I could helicopter my pp instead.
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    Yeee. I eat a PBJ anytime I have to go into the office.
  25. UwPp
    ....try rereading my post again.
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