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Why is there commercials for funeral homes?

I shit on the floor this morning. ... My bedroom/bathroom is in the basement. Mew spotted something in the rafters. It was a fucking snake. ... I jumped off the toilet so quickly that I pooped on the floor. ... This week can end now already.

I feel bad for my coworker that I'm training because she's learning 4 people's positions to be the floater. She's in her 60s and isn't very computer savvy. So this is going terrible.

I woke up with a giant grasshopper on my coffee maker this morning. It was the rudest thing to wake up to.

She's a sweetie babyyyyy

I'M JUST A SWEEPY BABBY.

I was dragged to trivia night at a local bar. I don't drink anymore so I was kinda awkward? ... Our team got 4th place out of 10 teams. They'll never forget mermaidology as an answer though.... AT LEAST I GOT THE ARTIC MONKEYS ANSWER RIGHT FOLLOWING THAT QUESTION DAMNIT. ... Thanks for coming to my blaze talk.

Idk how i feel...is this your actual cat? Is this a gif of an actual cat? It only counts if it's a flerkin.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEWBACCA NUGGET I ADORE YOUUUUU

Packard needs to just stfu and gtfo.

Update: We've moved on to K Pop Demon Hunters on Netflix. Singing every single song. Girl this came out like last week. How many times have you watched this? XD

Todays annoying niece adventures. This time its the 10 year old. Her obsession is ssniperwolf. Kill me.

I love my best friend's kids dearly. But coco melon is going to be the death of me. She's watched it for 5 years straight 24/7. Shes nonverbal autistic, so it's home girls show. But AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good. Let party.

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Happy birthday yackie!!! I miss you dearly. 😘

Happy birthday nameyyyyy!