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How many people do you think I'll piss off for wearing the most epic hoodie from my best friend.

It took us 6 hours to build this. I hangry.

Kingdom Hearts 1 Borderlands 1 And this fucking phone game that I've invested alot of time in.

I just asked my creepy Snapchat AI, Robot Bitch, as I call it to write you this story. I didn't read it fully, as I'm pasting it into this reply. So I'll be just as shocked as you. In a world where dimensions collide, the legendary Godzilla, the fearless Ghostbusters, and the intrepid crew of the Starship Enterprise found themselves united against a common threat. It all began when an unusual energy surge was detected by the Enterprise while orbiting Earth. Captain Kirk, always ready for adventure, ordered an investigation. As the crew beamed down to the source, they were astonished to find the Ghostbusters already on the scene, their proton packs crackling with energy. Dr. Egon Spengler explained that an ancient spectral entity had awakened, and its power was so immense that it was causing rifts between dimensions. Just as they were piecing together the mystery, the ground trembled, and the colossal figure of Godzilla emerged from the ocean, drawn by the same energy. Realizing the gravity of the situation, the Ghostbusters, with their expertise in the paranormal, teamed up with the Starfleet crew, who brought advanced technology and strategic prowess. Godzilla, sensing the malevolent force, roared in defiance, ready to protect Earth. Together, they devised a plan to close the rifts and banish the spectral entity back to its realm. In a climactic battle, Godzilla unleashed his atomic breath, while the Ghostbusters contained the entity with their proton streams. The Enterprise provided aerial support, using its phasers to weaken the entity. With a final, coordinated effort, they managed to seal the rifts and restore balance to the dimensions. In the aftermath, the heroes stood together, a testament to the power of unity and cooperation across worlds. They parted ways, knowing that if ever the dimensions were threatened again, they would be ready to join forces once more.

I thought i missed your birthday thread beardy. Then I actually scrolled at the top and realized nah bitch you just high.

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But it's Wednesday.

Mint doesn't belong anywhere near chocolate. ... I don't like eating toothpaste. Thanks.

Wait a fucking minute. THERES THINGS LIKE THESE?!

I'll do it again too

Happy birthday!

Bruh there's literally a thread that says "Random Shit on the Internet". Please utilize the correct folders and threads. ... Because your threads fucking suck donkey balls.

It's quack Happy birthday dumb duck.

Happy birfydayyy

Happy birthday!!

Your threads are fucking dumb. Go play in a different folder.

My best friend reminds me that I'm old all the time. But the bitch is turning 35 this year. ... She's getting a sign that says halfway to 70.

Winter is here. My depression is on high gear. Pretty sure my uterus is trying to kill me. Since I've had a "period" for 3+ weeks now with clots. ... Chocolate is my only friend.

Charlie Brown

It's snowing here and I'm still sleeping with my fan on.

I live in an area where there's crime all the time and there ain't no locked deodorant here. We like our criminals to have good hygiene.