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UwPp

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  1. It's quack Happy birthday dumb duck.
  2. Happy birfydayyy
  3. Happy birthday!!
  4. Your threads are fucking dumb. Go play in a different folder.
  5. My best friend reminds me that I'm old all the time. But the bitch is turning 35 this year. ... She's getting a sign that says halfway to 70.
  6. Winter is here. My depression is on high gear. Pretty sure my uterus is trying to kill me. Since I've had a "period" for 3+ weeks now with clots. ... Chocolate is my only friend.
  7. It's snowing here and I'm still sleeping with my fan on.
  8. I live in an area where there's crime all the time and there ain't no locked deodorant here. We like our criminals to have good hygiene.
  9. I love me some good ol Texas Roadhouse.
  10. Applebee's for the cheapness, chili's for the deliciousness.
  11. Ohhh chewbacca nugget is just adorbs!
  12. I sometimes think it's what I eat before I go to sleep. But I'm pretty sure it's my meds that cause the weird vivid dreams/mares.
  13. I'm getting really sick of these vivid nightmares or dreams or whatever the fuck they are. I just wanna dream about unicorns pooping rainbows and happy shit. ... I just want sleepy ninight time all night.
  14. Does this mean you'll pay for my front brakes, battery and sway bar link? Because a bitch is poor.
  15. I live in a house. My bedroom usually is my dwelling place though.
  16. Sorry but Dragon Ball anything sucks. I hate it. I've always hated it. ... That's it.
  17. I'm from Mars. Take it what you will. I might be imaginary in your heart like Barney the purple dinosaur.
  18. Sorry, but I only TikTok. 🤷🏼‍♀️
  19. Happy birthday!
  20. I already mofo did it. HR needs to stop sending me emails every day. I get it. Today is the last day of open enrollment. Stfu.
  21. Snapchat-204793908.mp4
  22. Snapchat-1390776840.mp4
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