UwPp

Most Serious: @tsar4 Most Unserious: @nameraka The Gamer: @molarbear The Jock: @Seight 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣 Biggest +1er: @UwP x gemmysandyrock Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim] Empath: @scoobdog or @1pooh4u The musician: @[classic swim] makes my belly hurt from laughing so hard Artsy Fartsy: @katt_goddess TopMod: @SwimOdin (he's my birthday triplet) Fuck Yo Couch: Packard or whatever alt they're using this time Politician: @Raptorpat is running for president Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one Biggest Weeb: @Jman only because idk and they were the first person to pop up in the manga thread Pothead: @discolé monade Permabanned Jackass: @ITasteLikeSex

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Is it Friday at 4:30 yet? And I'm 65 and retiring? Because if I have to work for another 30+ years I'm going to start throwing cottage cheese at people.

Correction: Star Wars

I like to pretend I'm going to go tiktok famous. Only because one of my videos has 3.3k views.

Well my shit show of back up work took me 4 hours. Not bad for being gone for 2 days. But holy fuck. I'd like to work on actual things now. Argh.

Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf.

Bed. Why are you so orgasmicly amazing?

Thought you were saying he died. I panicked.

Sir there is a literal thread that says "WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO" Please use it accordingly.

I find it sus that @André Toulondidnt make @SwimOdinand I a birthday thread.

Guys I haven't drank in like forever. Purchased a double jack and coke because thats the only thing that doesnt make my tummy hurt. But yayyyy. Sitting in the lawn with the bestie. Shes a drunk bitch rn.

Made it to Blink 182! Currently tailgating. Concert doesnt start for another hour, but I'm so pumped.

New shirt. Im in love.

Happy birthday stillz!

AHHHH DAY 2 OF BIRTHDAY CONCERTS. BLINK 182 AND ALKALINE TRIO.

Todays the day! It needs to hurry up and be 3 so I can clock out and start my birthday celebration.

Fuck you Six Flags. You should be open on Thursday. If it was just Darien Lake they'd be open. But of course you bought the park again. I just wanted to ride roller-coasters 😭😭😭

You're probably the reason I was never allowed super soakers as a child.

I love my galaxies. Never had issues. Never ran out of storage. I have the s24+. I want the flip 7 though. It's flip phone styled.

Im bored. The child is still awake. Its never going to be 10. Im hungry. Arghhhhhhh.

Babysitting. I would've been fine if it was just me. But my bestie's new boyfriend is here fixing stuff around the house. I find it weird. Like sir I dont know you. I dont really trust you based on your theft track record and prison time. Go away. 😭

I sleep like a princess. Because otherwise I'm like the princess and the pea and can't get comfy for the life of me.

ALRIGHT ITS WEEKEND NUMBER 2 OF BABYSITTING. I REFUSE TO BE BORED. I SHALL BRING THE VIDEO GAMES. OR FUCKING SOMETHING ENTERTAINING. THANKS.

Also I quit drinking. I noticed the depressants on top of meds weren't a good mix for me. Weed though, we tight as a potato's butthole.