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My peanut starts 4th grade today. I can't. 😭😭😭

This is what it looks like today. Freaking piranha.

My 4 year old nonverbal autistic niece took a bite out of me yesterday and it still stings. ... Her medicine she takes for her seizures is causing her to be mean. I didn't repercussion her because she doesn't know any better. I did kinda squeeze her leg when she did it from the initial shock and she stopped biting. But damn homie, you've never bitten your Aunt Stef before.

September 8th just means it's 4 days away from my birthday.

Because I had to Google it. 🤣

"You know I'd be funny" That's implying it'd make you funny silly ghosty.

The squirrels like them. They try hiding them in the corner of my house where the landing is. I chuck them to the other side of the street every time.

But how would that make you funny is the real question.

Guy ended up being a psycho after one day. 🙄😐 Also no rollerycosters. The niece was too scared.

Hi yes. I'm giving this guy a chance after I blew him off years ago. I'm fine with fwb. ... Look how grown I've become at almost 33.

I was hoping for more innuendo from you. I'm disappoint.

Damnit I thought we were going to learn about the clitasour.

Convinced the niece to go to an amusement park rather than the state fair this year. Winning for me. Roller-coasters here I come!

I'm bored. Work is boring. Bored. Blah.

Ehhh no. Jail time is a turn off to me.

I read alot of smut books. The murderers are usually some hot guy. ... Yes to both.

H O T T O G O You Can Take Me Hot To Go ... Fml.

I'd probably have sex with the murderer.

Shut the front door. I want to potentially win a prize!

Sorry. Can't relate.

Kinda me. I've watched the other games but I'm still 100% confused.

Grease or Dirty Dancing.