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Convinced the niece to go to an amusement park rather than the state fair this year. Winning for me. Roller-coasters here I come!

I'm bored. Work is boring. Bored. Blah.

Ehhh no. Jail time is a turn off to me.

I read alot of smut books. The murderers are usually some hot guy. ... Yes to both.

H O T T O G O You Can Take Me Hot To Go ... Fml.

I'd probably have sex with the murderer.

Shut the front door. I want to potentially win a prize!

Sorry. Can't relate.

Kinda me. I've watched the other games but I'm still 100% confused.

Grease or Dirty Dancing.

It's Jiffy or gtfo.

Who mail orders peanut butter anyways?

Happy birthday!

I've pooped all day at work. My coworkers hate me.

I'll let you call over 100 old people for me so they can yell at you.

I've been playing mom for the past week and I remember why I never had actual children. My best friend is a saint because her 4 year old autistic nonverbal nonpotty trained child has had diarrhea the past few days and I've wanted to pull my hair out when she shit all over the floor. 😒 ... Anyways...improv defensive driving class always makes me giggle because of the corny jokes and videos. Almost doneeeee.

Shit. I should've brought my switch to my boring friend's house. ... She's not that boring, but she's about to be since she had surgery today and can't walk.

The pink washed out. So I'm blonde. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Your gif made me think of my gif

SPOOKY SEASON COMIN

Last night I woke up from having a nightmare about someone giving me a lobotomy.