UwPp

I play baby daddy for my best friend's kids. .. She bought me coffee this morning for father's day. Boooya!

All country is painful. It makes my ears bleed.

Happy birthday Azlar! Give Chewbacca nugget lots of pets from me!

This new chick that works in service at my car dealership.

Didn't know who my dad was until I was in 4th grade. He was never around growing up. My gma thinks I should give him a father's day card and I laughed. We coexist if we're in the same room, because him and my mom date or whatever. But that's about all.

yes you did. Now rejoice.

You did it! You fantastical son of a bitch. You slayed the week and took no prisoners. You rise to your success of another week completed. Gooooo youuuuu!

Finally told this old lady I work with to suck it. She talks down to me and she's supposed to be helping me with some stuff. I tattled on myself incase I get in trouble but my manager was like "good put her in her place!" So I feel a bit better.

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊

Most people I know are meh. So I get it.

COME SNUGGLE TAO I JUST WANT A NIBBLE

Your bed is calling. "OoOoO TAO CRAWL INTO MEEEEE"

I has bed. I is in bed. I is orgasmic. Add a Mew and it's twice the snugginess.

You are the most orgasmic thing a person could ever ask for. Your comfort. Your softness. Just perfecto.

This is day 257 working from home. ... All is lost. There is no hope. ...

I'm only 5'1. But I like being higher up. Sedans I drive like race cars.

Thanks Google.

If it's just you most of the time in the vehicle, I suggest some sedan. But I drive an equinox and be an aunt to 6 kids plus I like to travel. So I like the roominess of it.

This is the first time I've had to get it fixed. It's a 17. Got it in 2021. But because i drove from FL and back multiple times I'm up to 89k miles. So I'm like do I want another car loan orrrrr?

Mac salad. Corn on the cob. Salt potatoes. Then some BBQ meaty meat.

That's how I'm feeling coming Saturday when I can't afford to get my muffler fixed.

I have an uncle I hate, I pretend he's dead like my others.

Didn't even get to eat. Had one drink and I was over it.