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Happy birthday!

One more day to throw punch Thursday.

I was deff called midge in hs. I never grew to this day.

Well the first symbol and the last symbol in your title don't exist. ... So now I don't know if this is fake news or not. .. Hope you're okay.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEWBACCA NUGGET!

How the fuck you gonna ask someone on a date then ghost them (block me on snap) an hour prior to said date? Fucking childish ass humans.

Happy birthday yackie!

How the fuck do you run a very profitable hospital with multiple practices throughout the city, but your VPN sucks and is down more than you can count?! Like fuck you job. I didn't want to work today anyways, because I'm a sweepy gal. But still. FUCK YOUUUU.

Happy birthday namy!

4 day weekend starting at 4:30. Legggooooo.

I'm an elder. Booya! Bring on the Anthrax!

Yes. 🙄

The lorax canceled on me because of something with his daughter. Which no biggie. Pay day came a day early for me. Ounce of bud mission accomplished. Now I can just chill.

Girl I know! I effing hate that she calls me that. XD

Do you guys have nicknames that people call you? Out of all my friends I have one that just loves to call me cooter. Normally my nickname is just a shortened version of my actual name. But I always think about when people introduce themselves with their nicknames and you're like how'd you get called that? Some nicknames that I was introduced to was: Green Line - because he smoked his newps all the way to the green line Satan - because he was high on acid and said he said his alias was All Hail Satan Cheesecake Sooo do you have any weird nicknames?

I was told you could bounce a quarter off my ass one or two times. ... Mostly by my best friend that likes to be a creep.

Well I must be kinda interested if I agreed to go out with him again tomorrow night. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Happy birthday siegy.

If you're wondering how my date went. It was terrible. I went on a date with the lorax.

Waiting in my car for my date to show up because my dumbass showed up too early. Now I'm petrified. Because last night he texted me "Be mine" like sir we haven't even met yet. 🤔 ... Anyways, off to get murdered at some waterfalls. Wish me luck.

4 day weekend for me. But so far no plans for the 4th, only going hiking on the 5th.

It's yet another Friday evening with no plans, except go to bed by like 9 because I'll bore myself to sleep.

Gimme all the bananas. I just snap the stem, peel the other sides, and chomp, while making complete eye contact with whomever is staring.