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    Worked as a cashier at Dollar General for exactly 37 seconds.
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    Would’ve been successful if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
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    Produced Metallica’s ‘Death Magnetic’.
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    That feeling when someone you’ve never seen before in your life calls you by name.
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    Thinks “The Wizard Of Oz” was a horror movie.
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    Jumps on turtles’ heads.
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    I’d rather have no personality at all than a fake one. God, I hate people more often than not.
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    Went to an AIC concert and yelled “Bark At The Moon!!!”
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    There is absolutely nothing like finally getting over pneumonia only to feel it creeping back in a few weeks later. Fuck my life.
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    Only money I spent today was two streaming service bills that were automatically deducted from my account. I didn’t even know anything special was going on today….not that it would have stopped me from spending if I so chose.
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    Accidentally invented turducken.
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    Brings his own pizza to Pizza Hut.
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    Wears 15 pairs of socks at a time.
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    Played the king in those creepy Burger King commercials.
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    Spaghetti.
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    Kisses computer screen every time one of his posts gets a reaction.
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    I feel like I need to eat something but the very thought of food makes me nauseous. This sucks.
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    Licks all of the napkins at Olive Garden before putting them back.
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    I would’ve replied to this sooner but I….I’m terrified again…..
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    Knowing that I probably have a pretty busy weekend ahead is a hell of a time to randomly start puking.
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    Once borrowed a pair of pants from Matthew McConaughey just to take a shit in them.
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    Slapped Gene Simmons.
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    Eric Clapton shot the sheriff and Doom Metal Alchemist shot the deputy. A duet was in the works until their respective record labels squashed it.
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