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    I low-key wish my body would just kill me already and get it over with. I’m so tired of this shit.
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    Prays to Chris Jericho every night.
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    Knows he ain’t gonna die.
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    Writes reviews for different brands of drywall online.
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    Starting debates online just to sit back and watch people argue is what fuels me sometimes.
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    Specifically invites people over when he knows he’s not gonna be home.
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    Once bathed in marinara.
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    Some kind of 3-cheese mac & cheese with kale TV dinner I accidentally bought. Mistakes were made and regrets are rampant.
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    Rides trains just to yell at the people onboard.
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    Still fries ants with a magnifying glass while cackling wildly.
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    Takes the free breadsticks from Olive Garden home, waits for them to get completely stale, then uses them as drumsticks.
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    Got into an argument with a waiter at Olive Garden over the proper pronunciation of ravioli.
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    Owns stock in Olive Garden.
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    Wrote a fan letter to the Mr. Clean character.
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    Thinking I should finally get off my ass and make an appointment with my doctor tomorrow. Thinking about doing it and actually doing it are two entirely different things, though.
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    Slips random playing cards into people’s mailboxes.
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    Crashes random weddings for free food.
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    Has the president of Amazon on speed dial.
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    Invented mayonnaise.
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    Chicken salad sandwich with sour cream & onion chips. It’s been a really long day and I don’t feel like doing anything else.
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    Is making a surprise appearance in the Elimination Chamber tonight.
  25. The_annoying_one
    Helped Meat Loaf write “I Would Do Anything For Love”.
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