The_annoying_one

A child sneezing in my face can usually be seen as an unfortunate mistake. That same child hitting me after sneezing in my face means it’s time for a “come to Jesus” meeting with the little demon spawn’s parents. Why are so many things so determined to bring out the asshole in me?

I think watching YouTube videos about video games is starting to become more fun than actually playing games themselves. What is this I don’t even…

Likes to go around telling people that blue and red make purple.

Culver’s Didn’t feel like doing anything, so I got a double cheeseburger, medium fry and medium sweet tea. The fries were trash, but the burger was decent.

My doctor told me I need to cut down on the amount of salt I consume. I will continue to eat whatever I want. Let the chips fall where they may.

Is the proud owner of Fred Flintstone’s car now.

Death Of A Unicorn - 6/10 Not a bad movie, by any means. Just corny and ridiculous, but it was fun enough for a decent score, I suppose.

I keep getting email notifications, but I have no new emails. I check every single folder and nothing’s there. This needs to stop now.

Horror/comedy movies are absolute garbage, at least 90% of the time.

About to make a chicken salad sandwich with a side of store-bought macaroni salad. My go-to meal for a lazy day.

Funny how a little rain can completely kill the desire to do absolutely anything. This shit has been going on for weeks, with no end in sight.

Has dreams of becoming the world’s first talking mime.

I just bought this phone charger a month or two ago. How is it already fucking up on me?

QP meal. That’s pretty much the only thing I’ll eat from them anymore, and they are very hit-or-miss.

My sister randomly bought me some McDonald’s, so I guess I’ll be eating that if I ever actually get hungry.

Doesn’t crack eggs before scrambling them.