The_annoying_one

Gonna have chicken & mashed potatoes soon, I guess. EDIT: Had corn too.

Craigslist.

Krystal’s (southern equivalent of White Castle)

People suck the big one!

Grilled chicken and instant mashed potatoes.

Woke up with this in my head today, for whatever reason, and it won’t go away….

I honestly thought today was Saturday. 🤷‍♂️

Was doing a rare email check earlier today and stumbled on an email I’ve been expecting for a couple months, about a job I was interested in. The email was dated in late May and had a time-sensitive link I was supposed to click. Shit….. l should probably just go to bed now…..

Tuna sandwich and Doritos.

It’s McDonald’s. Does that answer your question?

I have Edge on my laptop and it gets the job done pretty well, I suppose. My phone uses Safari and it’s a complete piece of crap. By this limited knowledge, my choice is Edge.

I had a Quarter Pounder with Cheese tonight…… Stop spying on me!!!!!!

I am a very private person. Any violation of my privacy, whether intentional or not, will immediately put you at the top of my shit list. I make no apologies or excuses for this.

McDonald’s.

You asked me to watch your kids from 9 to 2 today. I begrudgingly agreed. It’s now 2:40 and you’re not here or answering your phone. My patience ran out at least a goddamn hour ago. I am not built for this.

One of these days, I hope to be too busy for people to dump their loads of shit directly into my lap. I’m in the thick of it right now with another 3 hours to go….