The_annoying_one

Used a pair of scissors to cut a bag of potato chips in half because the price tag said “buy one, get one half off”.

I almost kind of like being sick because it gives me a legitimate excuse to avoid people.

I only ever seem to need my allergy medication when I have none on hand. The urge to just go back to bed is so strong right now.

Took his last date to an off-Broadway play featuring Pauly Shore as Abraham Lincoln.

Laughed like Beavis when the two Jehovah’s Witnesses called him the devil in disguise.

Once tried to have his username changed to WatchesYouFap.

BK

Refuses to sit in the nosebleed section, solely for fear of an actual nosebleed.

Stands outside the local elementary school to give the kids wedgies.

Had his vocal cords surgically autotuned.

Chicken strips and baked beans.

Swears the common cold can be cured by snorting sriracha.

Thinks THC stands for “This Here’s Crazy”.

I want to kick back and watch a movie, but my phone is the only option right now because I wasn’t able to pay my internet bill on time this month. Being an adult sure is a lot of bullshit.

Trying to help an elderly relative, through FB Messenger, figure out whatever they did to their settings without actually being able to see WTF they’re even talking about was not on my itinerary for tonight, but I somehow did it. Sorry for the long run-on sentence here. It’s been a weird day.

Microwaved a can of soup. That’s all I barely had the energy for tonight.

Went to a WWE show and held up a sign saying “What the hell? I thought this was WCW”.

Little bit of chicken and some instant mashed potatoes.

Store brand foods are usually better than the name brand stuff. Or, at the very least, the difference is negligible.

Has a different pair of gloves for every single day of the year.