The_annoying_one

I ordered a pizza, if it ever actually gets here. They keep changing my delivery time. EDIT: Delivery guy finally called me. “Man, I’m sorry. I just can’t deliver in this rain. You’ll get your money back.” I’ve had pizzas delivered in the rain before, you lazy son of a bitch. Whatever. Can of beef stew it is. EDIT #2: Th-the pizza just arrived…after I gave up and ate something else… Lunch tomorrow, I guess?

The check is in the mail for a lot of fucking people today. That’s all I’ll say. Leaving this one cryptic because I don’t trust myself right now.

This is the absolute worst fucking day I’ve had in recent memory, and it’s just past noon…

EDIT: Had to scratch the plans since the bread I just bought is somehow a week past its exp date. Going with burritos instead. Time to put an end to this day before I lose my cool.

A movie that’s only 85 minutes long really shouldn’t be this fucking slow-paced. I really don’t know what I expected from The Strangers: Chapter 1, though. At least it was a free download.

Using my phone to cast a movie straight to my TV. What even is this sorcery? Don't mind me. Just having a little boomer moment 20 to 40 years too early.

I was all set to make a generic ham & cheese sandwich until my sister randomly texted me. She’s bringing me some Chick-Fil-A whenever. That’s fine with me, as long as this doesn’t turn into a long social visit.

Flies into a blind rage whenever a Betty Boop cartoon comes on.

I just want to stay in bed until this nightmare I’m in passes. If anyone needs me, they can text. No guarantees I’ll respond, though.

Too much trolling these days is just so lazy and uninspired. All they do is regurgitate the same few insults over and over. That, in itself, is insulting to me.

Nevermind. Frozen burritos it is.

I kind of want to watch a movie, but then what do I do with the rest of my night once it’s over? Slow day is slow and stupid…

Can of beef stew. I’ll pretty much definitely be hungry again later, but I’ll deal with that later.

Owns and operates a nonprofit, their sole mission being sending air conditioners to the good people of Fairbanks, Alaska every January.

Knows exactly what happened to Mr. Hoonie. In related news, when asked about the secret ingredient in his homemade beef stew, Kudz goes absolutely silent.

Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”.