The_annoying_one

I’m absolutely terrified of drowning, to the point that even just feeling water pour down my face freaks me out.

The song “Mmm mmm mmm mmm” by Crash Test Dummies absolutely changed his life for the better.

Got fired from a call center for answering the phone with “What the fuck do you want?”

Writes sci-fi short stories about My Little Pony.

Will only eat M&Ms if they’re flipped over to show a W instead.

Peace and quiet slip further out of my hands every fucking day…

Encouraging your own child’s shitty behavior in public should come with consequences.

Ordered pizza

What good is $40 off my next order if your broken site won’t let me order anything?

I forgot one. I’m pretty much perpetually online these days. My mom always tried to force me to no more than an hour or two at a time.

I don’t clean my plate if I don’t want to. I know it’s wasteful or whatever, but I bought the food. And of course there’s the generic “bedtime is whenever the fuck I feel like it” rule I go by these days, but I’m kind of trying to get out of that one.

I was pretty much born old, but I’m definitely at least 20 years older than my current age right now.

Forged those cease and desist letters because he’s jealous of my fanfic smut writing skills.

Makes voodoo dolls out of fettuccine noodles.

Is the number one subscriber to my art.

Designs hentai album covers for power metal bands.

Games offering extra weapons and power-ups after you beat them are such a cop-out. Maybe give us a little something extra if you’re that desperate for us to replay.

Signs up for dating apps just to troll people.

Nuked a couple of frozen burritos. I was going to order out, but I couldn’t justify wasting the money.