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    Only eats foods that start with the same letter as the current day of the week.
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    Counts the number of Rice Krispies in a standard-size Rice Krispie Treat before eating it.
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    TV dinner Basically macaroni and cheese with broccoli. It sucked, but that’s the price I pay for not feeling like spending money. Whatever.
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    Put professional shitposter on his resume.
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    Is working on a cover of Counting Crows’ “Mr. Jones” called….you guessed it….”Mr. Hoonie”.
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    Went with Mr. Hoonie to see Larry The Cable Guy perform standup in Vegas.
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    Thinking about my mom on what would have been her 66th birthday.
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    Groans and says “Yeah….that’s the stuff…” whenever he pees.
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    Stares at his neighbors while smiling menacingly.
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    Was the bouncer at the Huckleberry Hound Club.
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    Happy birthday. Perfect FlowingHair is pretty familiar, if memory serves.
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    Wait….wasn’t this thread somewhere else or am I finally losing my mind?
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    Tried to sell one of his baked potatoes on eBay tonight.
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    Just found out it’s YouTube’s 20th anniversary. I could’ve sworn it was at least 5-10 years older than that.
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    Was once part of a truffle shuffle flash mob.
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    Names everything he eats after has-been action stars.
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    Is borderline obsessed with truffles.
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    KFC Spicy chicken sandwich and fries.
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    Is taking Mr. Hoonie to the truffle convention this weekend.
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    Officially changing my vote to the cow.
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    Me: (Complains that I haven’t been getting enough sleep lately) My brain: “Hold my beer. I’m gonna make you forget what sleep even is.”
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    Came up with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”
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