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A chicken tikka masala TV dinner.

Almost no sleep, extreme headache, 2 loud dogs, and 2 even louder children randomly dumped in my care, all in the course of one day. Don’t I feel fucking special?

I was really craving General Tso’s chicken tonight. The only place nearby that apparently sells it is some place I’ve never heard of called China Max. It absolutely sucked.

My uncle just called me. I didn’t answer because I just didn’t feel like talking. He left a voicemail. 25 seconds of what sounds like garbled TV noise in the background. I’m very familiar with butt dialing. But a butt voicemail is unfamiliar territory.

Finally, some peace and fucking quiet…..maybe.

Ham & cheese sandwich and a small pack of Doritos.

I hear a fly or something buzzing around my head but I don’t see it. This is mildly irritating.

Damn, that sounds good.

Hamburger patties with potatoes, onions, and bell peppers, with a side of white rice. That’s what I’m having in a little while, anyway.

My favorite BBQ place won’t deliver to my neighborhood. 😭

Grilled chicken, white rice, baked beans.

I have a tendency to dream up elaborate revenge plots for every perceived slight that people may or may not commit against me. I don’t mean anything violent, though. I’m not a complete monster…..yet.

Happy birthday.

All I wanted was a short fucking nap, but no. Of course not.

Calm yourself down now!!!

Actually, it’s a tropical storm now.