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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Only talks to people by using impersonations. His best is Mr. Bean.
  2. Chicken strips, mac & cheese, corn.
  3. “You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….
  4. Knows how to play a cheese grater as a musical instrument.
  5. Drives an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
  6. Can of Chef Boyardee mini ravioli. I have sooo many regrets right now…
  7. A video game remake really shouldn’t be longer than the original game. I get that they’re trying to convince more people to buy it, but it almost loses authenticity when they change so many things around.
  8. Swears to everyone that they should replace their guitar strings with dental floss.
  9. I opened my front door to grab a package and my cat randomly decided to take off. I can see him, but I can’t reach him and he won’t come when I call him. How much worse does this day have to get?
  10. Grows potatoes in his backyard for the sole purpose of throwing them at every car that passes by.
  11. Helped Counting Crows come up with the “Sha la la la la” line in “Mr. Jones”.
  12. Walked up to the bank teller and asked to deposit $2,000 worth of pennies.
  13. Pork chops smothered in cream of mushroom, homemade mac & cheese, green beans. Best meal I’ve had in quite some time.
  14. No. Dreaming requires sleeping and I don’t do much of that.
  15. Silent Hill > Resident Evil This applies to the games and the movies.
  16. Likes to try paying for things with Monopoly money just to see people’s reactions.
  17. Is planning on starting his music career soon, mixing rock, disco, and country with a little kazoo thrown in.
  18. Bologna sandwich and potato chips. I just wanted something quick so I can hopefully put this shit day to bed soon.
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