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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Sprayed those meddling kids with a hose connected to a container of hot sauce.
  2. You get what you give. If you wanna fuck around, you’ll get no sympathy from me when you find out.
  3. Reddit finally removed the unwarranted warning on my account and restored the “offending” comment with an apology. A small, fairly meaningless win, but a win nonetheless.
  4. Lined her entire neighborhood with bear traps for this so-called “Easter Bunny”.
  5. Was once believed to be Creole Lady Marmalade.
  6. Sausage with peppers and onions, and some boxed mac and cheese.
  7. I was always fairly amused by hubbb. 🤷‍♂️
  8. It’s not even officially Easter yet and I’m already ready for the shit to be over. I just don’t really do holidays anymore.
  9. Eats rice one grain at a time.
  10. Literally everything is trying to piss me off today and I’m letting it.
  11. Cooks bowls of cereal in a campfire.
  12. Would rather be in Jackson Hole, Wyoming right now.
  13. Apparently thinks geese are Pod 6.
  14. Went to law school but was kicked out after a few weeks for drawing dicks in the textbooks.
  15. Drew smiley faces on all of the street signs in her neighborhood.
  16. All I wanted to do was sit down and find a stupid movie to watch and pass the time. But the damn random WiFi outage strikes again.
  17. Most people have a “Welcome” mat at their front door. Mode 7 has a “Go Away” mat.
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