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    Swipes picnic baskets from the local park, only to give them back a few minutes later with an apology.
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    Whoever decided to keep randomly cutting the power on my street after 10 PM, when I’m trying to chill out with video games and Netflix, can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
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    You’ll get nothing and like it!
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    Makes sock puppets as a hobby, but refuses to sell them.
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    I took the leftover spaghetti sauce from last night and mixed it with white rice. It was basically a quick slop meal in the best possible way.
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    Toaster Oven Pork Chop FTW!!!
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    Tried to hire Elton John to perform for this party, but had to settle for an impersonator.
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    This dreary weather is not doing my mood any favors today.
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    Is planning to organize an epic game of Duck, Duck, Goose at Disco’s Arbor Day Party.
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    Once lifted an entire car with one hand.
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    Is hosting a dinner party tomorrow night but no one is invited. It will be live-streamed online.
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    Once made his own shirt out of recycled paper bags.
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    Watching a live stream on Netflix where the audio and video clearly don’t sync up is distracting and almost not worth it. But I don’t really have anything better to do tonight, so…..
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    Puts toasted marshmallows on hotdogs.
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    Spaghetti
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    Knows what must happen now that my secret has been revealed.
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    I had some things I should’ve done today but I went with absolutely nothing instead. I have no regrets right now.
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    Has collected sand from nearly every city in every state. Is now debating whose face to throw that sand in.
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    Started a joke, which started the whole world laughing.
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    Is playing the villain in the next John Wick movie.
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