The_annoying_one

I really hate having to rely on grocery delivery because I can’t drive. I ordered some fried chicken from their deli and a couple of easy-to-cook packs of rice. I got the rice, but no chicken. The fuckers waited until after my delivery to tell me it was out of stock. They did refund it, but that’s not the point. Now I get to scrounge around for whatever other bullshit I can eat tonight.

Will be baking an octopus pie for Thanksgiving this year.

I read something a few weeks ago saying that WWE is thinking about using AI to come up with storylines. My thought on this is…they don’t already? I could probably come up with better shit than they do.

Chili

Is writing a script for a movie called “The Truffle Scuffle”.

Why are my hands sticky right now? I haven’t touched anything sticky today…

Has a dinner party every other Friday just to say what she really thinks about the guests.

Fell asleep when his drivers license photo was taken.

Spaghetti, but with penne instead of traditional noodles. It. Was. Amazing.

Meals that are thrown together at the last possible minute with whatever you have on hand really are the best.

Threw a world class tantrum when he opened a bag of barbecue potato chips and they were all sour cream and onion.

Convinced Mr. Hoonie to wear a speedo to the racetrack for good luck.

Basically spaghetti, but with alfredo instead of tomato sauce. Whenever it’s ready, anyway.

Almost Famous and Saving Private Ryan My two favorite movies of (probably) all time.

Day two of just kind of despising humanity. I don’t really hate this feeling, if I’m brutally honest.

A decent amount of country music in the 90s was actually kind of good.

I have…absolutely no idea why…

Was very disappointed and confused when his pet goldfish peed on the floor.

Has been known to put gummy bears in clam chowder. Swears it will add fifty years to your life.

Used to give Bobcat Goldthwait speaking lessons until he finally just gave up.