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My sister’s buying me Chick-Fil-A as a thanks for watching two of her kids during a minor family emergency. No soup tonight, at least.

There’s definitely been a little lag on my end, but my internet’s been slow in general the past few days. I thought it was just me, honestly.

Went to Beaver City, Nebraska and was very disappointed to see actual beavers there.

Sent Mr. Snoot to be my partner, knowing that he’s been a police informant this entire time.

Supplied the secret ingredient that I used to spike my special moonshine.

All canned goods should have mandatory pull tabs on the top. Death to can openers!

Another can of soup. This stuff’s pretty good, though.

Somehow making $35 last an entire 2 weeks should be fun and interesting. And the best part is, I really need some food in my house. Guess I’ll just live off of cheap canned goods for a little while. I’ll be okay. Just…venting, as usual…

Just revealed the secret ingredient of my special moonshine.

Was making a recipe that called for a little mint, but substituted toothpaste instead.

Removed the heels from his his shoes because “my body, my choice”.

Once wrote a monologue for Jay Leno, but everyone was so horrified by the number of F bombs in it.

Bought a bottle of our moonshine and washed his feet in it before giving it to dudeco.

Sold Mr. Hoonie a plate of ghost pepper infused chicken biryani and watched him scream bloody murder with a smile.

Can of soup I don’t even want this, but I need to try to eat something, I guess.

Kudasai’s response when he was asked to work late one night.

Swears the local hospital is hiding a merman.

Will only eat fish that swam in a zigzag pattern. Still hasn’t figured out how to enforce this rule.

No, I know no knowing of what I do or do not know. That means no, you know.

Tried to woo a woman by reading a collection of Archie comics in a soft voice.