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The_annoying_one

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  1. I can’t remember the last time I actually sat down and watched a movie. I should maybe do that soon. Not tonight, though.
  2. His outgoing voicemail message is in the voice of Donald Duck.
  3. Uses [classic swim] as his alarm clock.
  4. Goes to Taco Bell, orders 14 burritos, then drives away without paying or picking up the food.
  5. Fills out the paperwork at the doctor’s office with a pink crayon.
  6. Once posted a job listing on Indeed for a professional toenail clipper.
  7. Happy birthday, person who apparently only lasted about 3 days here.
  8. Sells beach balls out of the back of an ice cream truck.
  9. Netflix won’t let me watch today’s episode of Monday Night Raw because it’s “already aired”. This has never been an issue before. Why now?
  10. Does exactly the same thing with spices. It’s really quite impressive.
  11. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Bee3NRYit/?mibextid=wwXIfr
  12. Beef tips over white rice. One of my absolute favorite meals of all time.
  13. This is exactly why I don’t answer the phone unless it’s someone I talk to on a very regular basis. And those people pretty much know I’m a text-only person in almost all circumstances.
  14. There are only maybe 5 websites I genuinely care to visit on a regular basis. The rest of the internet can pretty much go.
  15. Throws mashed potatoes at people’s heads whenever they look at him funny.
  16. I’m sick as a dog today and I know it’s because of this damn bipolar weather.
  17. I just love feeling tossed around, chewed up, and spit out early in the morning. I guess it all worked out for the best but the delivery was shit.
  18. Is funding the new meatloaf parfait diner.
  19. Puts sauerkraut on ice cream and feeds it to the neighborhood kids.
  20. Lists posting here on his job resume.
  21. Makes pies out of bone-in spare ribs.
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