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Is buying Mr. Hoonie some garbage bags for Christmas.

Well, that was a movie…I guess. That’s what I get for scraping the absolute bottom of the Tubi barrel.

About to microwave some leftover chicken and rice. I’m not really hungry, so it’s whatever tonight.

That feeling when you’re kind of bored, but don’t actually feel like doing a damn thing about it.

Chicken & rice with a chocolate chip cookie for dessert.

Is having horse burgers for dinner tonight.

Is writing a short story about haunted feet.

Took Mr. Hoonie to a WWE show and threw him in the ring during the main event.

My sister called a little while ago and invited me to her church’s Christmas Eve service, and…I don’t know how I feel about this. I have no problem with church itself. What I do have a problem with is the dozens of people who are likely to approach me that night and beg me to join their congregation. That’s not happening because I love my alone time way too much.

Spaghetti…whenever it’s ready.

Likes to cook lavish meals and eat them inside restaurants, so she can yell “THIS IS WHAT REAL FOOD IS, BITCHES!!” at all the unsuspecting customers.

Melts the snow in his driveway with a flamethrower.

Morning or afternoon. I can’t sleep if I shower at night, for some reason.

Told his school lunch lady to order him a pizza instead of the garbage they served.

Started making minute rice last week. It’s still not done.