The_annoying_one

Can of chicken & dumplings

Rides to work every day on a unicycle.

Is in talks to do voiceover work in Larry The Cable Guy’s animated Christmas special next year.

The easiest way to make me not play a video game is to slap the words “online play only” on it. Give people the option, sure, but do not make it mandatory. I guess I’m kind of an old school purist when it comes to gaming. Or maybe this is just an “old man yelling at clouds” thing. Either way works for me.

Is a world-renowned armadillo whisperer.

I mean…

Microwaveable ramen

Swears spaghetti just tastes better if you eat it in Topeka.

Still has a piece of cake purchased from Denny’s in 1989.

I just… Why does it smell like canned chili outside right now? Just why?

Wraps all of his Christmas gifts in wax paper.

Waking up with absolutely no WiFI wasn’t really in my plans for today, but okay. I guess I just won’t get anything done that I need to.

Favorite compliment is to tell someone they have nice fingers.

Refuses to watch a single movie until he finds out whether Adam Sandler has seen it, and what he thought about it.

Has a merry-go-round in his bathroom.

Bowl of chicken & broccoli flavored rice with a handful of diced onions thrown in for no reason.

The food I want tonight is literally just down the street, but there’s a major part of me who just doesn’t feel like leaving the house, and there’s no way in hell I’m placing a delivery order from just across the street. Yes, this is meaningless laziness on my part, but I won’t try to justify it.

Used aluminum foil instead of tinsel one year, just to see how it turned out. It’s been a tradition for years now.

Everything’s working absolutely fine for me today. I probably just seriously jinxed myself here, though.

Tried to fix the board loading issue with a hammer and some nails.