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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Knows more about the bot invasion we’ve been experiencing than he cares to admit.
  2. Okay, I’ve officially started trauma dumping on Reddit again. Time to put the internet down and find a better distraction…
  3. Vulgar Display Of Flour was a real banger of an album.
  4. A can of ravioli. I regret nothing on this “miserably hot and feeling like crap” day. No sad reacts, please.
  5. Me: “I’m kind of tired. I think I’ll take a quick nap.” Life: “Like hell you will. It’s chaos time, fucker.” It wouldn’t be so bad if this shit didn’t constantly have to happen in my trainwreck of a life.
  6. Sends singing telegrams to people just to let them know they can expect a phone call soon.
  7. Why do I keep hearing rain and thunder when the weather is perfectly clear right now?
  8. Movies just aren’t even that interesting anymore.
  9. Ends every phone conversation with “Go to hell”.
  10. A couple of sandwiches and some potato chips. It’s just too damn hot for anything else.
  11. Is the one responsible for spreading lies and misinformation about my moonshine.
  12. Got Mr. Hoonie a job as a clown for kids’ birthday parties.
  13. 2 pimento cheese sandwiches. All I could find since my can opener has magically gone missing again.
  14. Is the CEO for “The National Enquirer”, and their biggest fan.
  15. Likes to sing “The Return Of The Mack” when making chili mac.
  16. Yeah, that’s how I remember it. Pink and full of cherries. I couldn’t find a picture like that on Google, though.
  17. Ambrosia salad. This weird shit was served at most of my family gatherings as a kid, but I was never brave enough to try it, or even ask what’s in it. Just looking at it almost makes me sick.
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