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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. If I had known this new phone was going to run scalding hot after about 10 minutes of activity, I never would've bought the fucking thing.
  2. Tried to bribe the Kentucky Derby officials with some crock pot chicken, but they didn’t bite.
  3. Store-bought fried chicken, mac & cheese and a piece of watermelon.
  4. Grabbed a random person’s cellphone and took pictures of trash cans throughout the city before giving it back.
  5. Has the poster for that movie hanging above his bed.
  6. All these random “Hello” texts I’ve been getting lately. I’m almost bored enough to fuck with these people today. I’m just too tired.
  7. Knows how to speak to elephants. They tell him the secrets of the world.
  8. Supplied those penguins to classic swim.
  9. Took ghostrek to a speed dating event.
  10. Favorite animal is the otter.
  11. Is quite anal about paying for everything with exact change. His anger when this doesn’t work out has scared countless people.
  12. I think I feel a little attacked here.
  13. Was an original member of Mystery Inc but was kicked out because of his extreme addiction to Scooby Snacks.
  14. About to start the final episode of You on Netflix. This entire final season has been a confusing, poorly acted mess.
  15. Pronounces the j in marijuana.
  16. Goes around town passing out bananas to everyone with a genuine smile on their face.
  17. Has a YouTube channel where every video is him doing impressions of video game characters.
  18. Krystal’s (southern equivalent of White Castle) 5 cheese Krystal burgers and chili cheese fries.
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