The_annoying_one

I just love it when I’m stuck dealing with other people’s bullshit when I have my own to worry about. It fills me with so much warmth inside.

Likes to drink rainwater with a spritz of lemon juice.

Is a door-to-door salesman of macaroni art.

Once shaved his entire body and bathed in garlic butter to ward off werewolves.

Can gargle mouthwash in the tune of "Smoke On The Water".

Is actually the biggest truffle thief in the world.

Slurps chicken broth with chopsticks.

Steak, mashed potatoes w/ mushroom gravy, onions, asparagus It was phenomenal. Just what I needed after the day I’ve had.

Totino’s ramen is inexcusably bad. But I still don’t fully hate it. It’s weird.

Is a magician on local public access TV.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Too many things these days rely on cheap shock value as some form of "entertainment".

Grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, black eyed peas

Tried to convince the NBA to fill their balls with helium so the players could get more air.

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can maybe help with all of that….if the price is right and all identities completely hidden.

I really need to stop placing delivery orders in the middle of the night when I’m half asleep. I kind of wanted this stuff today, but I accidentally set it up to come tomorrow. Oh well. No big deal, really. EDIT: And it did come today. Either I can’t read or someone was screwing with me.

Is in talks to replace Drew Carey on The Price Is Right within the next few years.

Happy birthday.

Always submits a post here right when I’m in the middle of typing one out.