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    EDIT: I was in the process of cooking some burgers when I hear a knock on my door. Someone apparently ordered me a pizza and didn’t bother telling me. I hate surprises.
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    Stop changing my delivery time!
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    I should try to go to bed early. This mood I’m in isn’t doing me any favors.
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    Bologna & cheese sandwich with a handful of barbecue chips.
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    Makes pizza with peanut butter instead of tomato sauce, but still puts meats and veggies on it.
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    Took ghostrek to get a lap dance on a Tuesday afternoon.
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    Goes around offering people a nickel if they recite the pledge of allegiance.
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    Every minute feels like an hour today. And this bullshit nonstop rain isn’t helping matters at all.
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    Celebrates his birthday at CostCo every year.
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    Plain hot dog with just ketchup and some store-bought macaroni salad.
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    Likes to go play at Chuck E. Cheese.
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    Why can’t it be Friday yet? I need to get paid.
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    I have no idea what that is, but it sounds kind of kinky.
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    Yells “Yahtzee!” after passing Go in Monopoly.
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    Carves an apple for Halloween instead of a pumpkin.
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    How can I be this lazy when I’ve literally done nothing constructive today?
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    2 of these in the microwave so I can go back to doing nothing.
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    His favorite summer treat is air fried freezer pops.
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    Sweets, in general, are kind of gross.
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    I just can’t seem to relax tonight. It’s like I’m waiting for something bad to happen.
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    Knows exactly how many pops it takes for a bag of popcorn to be considered done, but is sworn to absolute secrecy on the matter.
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