Jump to content
UnevenEdge

The_annoying_one

SwimIcon
  • Posts

    13899
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    147

Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Counts llamas instead of sheep when laying in bed at night.
  2. Thinks yodeling is the best cure for the common headache.
  3. Chicken on the grill right now and whatever else I can find to go with it. Probably leftover instant mashed potatoes. Today has been an absolute “do nothing” day and I’m not even hungry.
  4. Trolls his coworkers with fake vomit.
  5. Walks into fast food places and steals all of the ketchup bottles while staring blankly at the customers.
  6. I’m officially saying “fuck this video game” and I have absolutely no shame in giving up. I play games for fun, not to struggle nonstop.
  7. LIkes to pass out vinegar-flavored lollipops to all the little boys and girls.
  8. Convinced Kanye to interrupt Taylor Swift like he did.
  9. Wears Christmas sweaters in July.
  10. One of the quickest ways to make me despise you is to criticize my eating or living habits. I know at least half of what I do isn’t healthy, but I’m fine with that. You just worry about you, okay?
  11. The large fries from McDonald’s are really too much for me these days. And the last handful of QPs I’ve had have been pure ass. Why do I keep subjecting myself to this? It was kind of a necessary evil tonight, but still…
  12. Filmed me doing this and sent the video to TMZ.
  13. McDonald’s, I guess. I’ve felt like doing absolutely nothing today and don’t really have anything in the house I want to eat.
  14. I just love it when I’m stuck dealing with other people’s bullshit when I have my own to worry about. It fills me with so much warmth inside.
  15. Likes to drink rainwater with a spritz of lemon juice.
  16. Is a door-to-door salesman of macaroni art.
×
×
  • Create New...