The_annoying_one

Dolly Parton chicken & dumplings. Decent flavor, but everything else about it sucked. Mostly just chewy textures, but I am wondering who tf puts carrots in chicken & dumplings. And why were the nasty things still hard after almost 10 minutes in the microwave?

Wears spandex bodysuits when he goes out in public.

What’s a hypotenuse?

Favorite way to tell someone off is to tell them to “Snap into a Slim Jim”.

I really wish life would fuck off with trying to justify this depressed mood I’ve been in all week.

Wrestles alligators in a tub of peanut butter for fun.

Has seen Paula Cole in concert 17 times.

I’m probably about to heat up one of these spicy chicken biscuits and maybe have a little potato salad on the side. I’m not picky tonight.

I should probably call these people back, but I’m just not in a talkative mood today. I’ll do it tomorrow…maybe.

Is working on modding GTA: Vice City, and replacing all of the main characters with Flintstones characters.

Absolutely swears that the best way to eat hamburgers is with a whisk and a pair of tongs.

Thinks buffalo sauce is what buffaloes make when they pee.

Microwaved some chicken flavored chow mein.

Hosted a Super Bowl party, but made all the guests watch a marathon of The Real Housewives of New Jersey instead.

I’m really not sure which is worse: Is it the fact that I put my entire day on hold because someone said they were coming over, just for them to completely ghost me? Or is it that I fully expected this bullshit to happen?

Tried to take the bar exam, but quit when he learned it has nothing to do with metal.

Prefers to change into an entirely different outfit every hour of every day, because it keeps people guessing.

Does exactly the same thing, but just to take advantage of the concession stand every night.

Clearly AI-generated music, being marketed as hard rock, but sounds more like generic country music. There’s a sentence I never thought I would type out, but this is my current YouTube reality, and I don’t know why. I just know I absolutely hate it.

Spaghetti, but with elbow macaroni and plenty of cheese.

Did I really forget to buy the one thing I absolutely needed…again? Fuck me…