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    Happy birthday, you two.
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    Tips 300%.
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    Counts llamas instead of sheep when laying in bed at night.
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    Thinks yodeling is the best cure for the common headache.
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    Chicken on the grill right now and whatever else I can find to go with it. Probably leftover instant mashed potatoes. Today has been an absolute “do nothing” day and I’m not even hungry.
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    Trolls his coworkers with fake vomit.
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    Walks into fast food places and steals all of the ketchup bottles while staring blankly at the customers.
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    I’m officially saying “fuck this video game” and I have absolutely no shame in giving up. I play games for fun, not to struggle nonstop.
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    LIkes to pass out vinegar-flavored lollipops to all the little boys and girls.
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    Convinced Kanye to interrupt Taylor Swift like he did.
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    Wears Christmas sweaters in July.
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    Spaghetti.
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    One of the quickest ways to make me despise you is to criticize my eating or living habits. I know at least half of what I do isn’t healthy, but I’m fine with that. You just worry about you, okay?
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    The large fries from McDonald’s are really too much for me these days. And the last handful of QPs I’ve had have been pure ass. Why do I keep subjecting myself to this? It was kind of a necessary evil tonight, but still…
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    Filmed me doing this and sent the video to TMZ.
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    McDonald’s, I guess. I’ve felt like doing absolutely nothing today and don’t really have anything in the house I want to eat.
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    I just love it when I’m stuck dealing with other people’s bullshit when I have my own to worry about. It fills me with so much warmth inside.
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    Likes to drink rainwater with a spritz of lemon juice.
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    Is a door-to-door salesman of macaroni art.
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