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    Goes to Hooters and complains about the lack of owls.
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    Not even a combination of earplugs and noise canceling headphones are enough to block out the bullshit I’m enduring today.
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    Saves his toenail clippings to throw at people who piss him off.
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    5:30 AM migraines can suck my fucking ass.
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    He went to Peter Luger’s Steakhouse and ordered fish. The employees and patrons are still laughing.
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    Mixes peanut butter into the ground beef when making burgers.
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    The spaghetti I wasn’t able to eat last night. I guess we’ll see how this goes.
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    I feel like I need to eat something, but I’m kind of scared to.
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    Sleeps on a pillow filled with mashed potatoes.
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    Has a personal vendetta against the letter Q.
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    Shoves antiviral medicine into his computer because he believes that’s the best antivirus software for it.
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    This Frankenstein movie isn’t holding my interest at all.
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    My sister brought me some spaghetti because I told her I’m sick. I guess I’ll try to eat it, but no promises. I just wanna go back to bed and rot. EDIT: Yeah, this ain’t happening. Back to bed.
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    Still has a really impressive collection of snap bracelets.
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    Still crank calls radio stations.
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    Once owed Blockbuster a $2,000 late fee for The Sound Of Music.
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    I really need some food in my house, but there’s no way in hell I’m going shopping on the week of Thanksgiving.
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    Goes by the alias Hot Lips O’Houlihan.
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    Chicken & rice with English peas mixed in…whenever it’s ready.
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    Watermelon is good. Everything watermelon flavored is an abomination.
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    Tells everyone he can lift a car right over his head. Doesn’t tell them he’s talking about a Matchbox car.
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