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    Watermelon is good. Everything watermelon flavored is an abomination.
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    Tells everyone he can lift a car right over his head. Doesn’t tell them he’s talking about a Matchbox car.
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    Breaks into every hotel room and turns on all the faucets before calmly leaving.
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    Favorite book is the thesaurus.
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    Chops up a couple of hot dogs in his oatmeal every morning.
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    Thinks the Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.
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    Cooks baked potatoes in an EZ Bake Oven.
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    Has seen Troll 2 573 times.
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    Uses a can opener to open cans of soda.
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    I’m calling it right now. Next week is going to absolutely suck.
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    It’s way too early for this…
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    Chicken smothered in cream of whatever and a side of corn.
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    Told his boss he can’t come in this week because his pet rock died.
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    Bought a parrot just to teach it foul language.
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    Once tried to get an appointment with Dr. Mario.
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    Likes to stand up and boo loudly whenever the other theater patrons give a standing ovation.
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    All the holidays really do anymore is make me want to drink. And I don’t even really drink. Hmm…
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    His favorite way to cook hamburgers is by boiling them.
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    People who mention The Grinch, then show a picture or video of the Jim Carrey version, are the absolute worst.
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    Nuked a couple of frozen burritos. I was gonna go pick up some takeout, but I just didn’t feel like it.
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    Brings his own food & drinks to the Cheetah Lounge.
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