The_annoying_one

Carves an apple for Halloween instead of a pumpkin.

How can I be this lazy when I’ve literally done nothing constructive today?

2 of these in the microwave so I can go back to doing nothing.

His favorite summer treat is air fried freezer pops.

Sweets, in general, are kind of gross.

I just can’t seem to relax tonight. It’s like I’m waiting for something bad to happen.

Knows exactly how many pops it takes for a bag of popcorn to be considered done, but is sworn to absolute secrecy on the matter.

Taco Shit Bell

I don’t go out to eat and I almost never drink.

I was so looking forward to a complete “do absolutely nothing” weekend. Little did I know I would be roped into babysitting a demon dog from hell with no chance for an out. It’s just from now until Sunday afternoon or evening, but still…I ain’t happy.

Makes macaroni sculptures of all his favorite singers just for fun.

I dumped half of my dinner tonight because I just wasn’t hungry. Now I am kind of getting hungry but I don’t feel like getting back up.

Can of chicken & dumplings

Threw an egg at the mailman because he looked at him funny.

“Will you message me since I can’t message you?” Um…no? You can’t message me because I don’t fucking want to.

Likes to edit Wiki pages with random Dr. Seuss quotes.

Atlas Fallen (PS5) Kind of a mix between the original God Of War and Prince Of Persia games. Pretty boring and generic so far, but I don’t absolutely hate it.

2 El Monterey beef & bean burritos with some microwaveable mac & cheese. One of my “I don’t give a fuck” meals.

Pulled a kid out of Santa’s lap so he could ask for an Easy-Bake Oven.