The_annoying_one

Spaghetti…again…whenever it’s ready…

I just love it when a video game punishes me because of its own broken and shitty gameplay mechanics. I’m not even really mad about this. I’m just….whatever….

Personally knows all the people mentioned in Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On a Prayer”.

I’m in the process of rewatching all the Scream movies for the 50 millionth time, and…why am I just now realizing they kind of suck?

Dolly Parton chicken & dumplings. Decent flavor, but everything else about it sucked. Mostly just chewy textures, but I am wondering who tf puts carrots in chicken & dumplings. And why were the nasty things still hard after almost 10 minutes in the microwave?

Wears spandex bodysuits when he goes out in public.

What’s a hypotenuse?

Favorite way to tell someone off is to tell them to “Snap into a Slim Jim”.

I really wish life would fuck off with trying to justify this depressed mood I’ve been in all week.

Wrestles alligators in a tub of peanut butter for fun.

Has seen Paula Cole in concert 17 times.

I’m probably about to heat up one of these spicy chicken biscuits and maybe have a little potato salad on the side. I’m not picky tonight.

I should probably call these people back, but I’m just not in a talkative mood today. I’ll do it tomorrow…maybe.

Is working on modding GTA: Vice City, and replacing all of the main characters with Flintstones characters.

Absolutely swears that the best way to eat hamburgers is with a whisk and a pair of tongs.

Thinks buffalo sauce is what buffaloes make when they pee.

Microwaved some chicken flavored chow mein.

Hosted a Super Bowl party, but made all the guests watch a marathon of The Real Housewives of New Jersey instead.

I’m really not sure which is worse: Is it the fact that I put my entire day on hold because someone said they were coming over, just for them to completely ghost me? Or is it that I fully expected this bullshit to happen?