The_annoying_one

Hosts street parties in vacant parking lots every Saturday night, but makes all attendees park 5 miles away and walk the rest of the way.

I have a bit of a double complaint tonight, if that’s allowed. I’ll keep them both as brief as I can. 1. I can’t really say when I reached the age where virtually every noise not produced by me, or something I’m actively enjoying doing, manages to grind on my nerves to the point of near insanity, but I know I hate this about myself. 2. Did Burger King just forget to give me a straw for my drink tonight, or was this just another “annoy The_annoying_one” thing?

Looks like maybe BK tonight. I’ve been planning for the past week to have bbq tonight, but the only bbq place around here I like decided to close early today, just to piss me off. EDIT: Of course BK is gonna make wait in the parking lot for an hour, even though I ordered the food online. I should’ve just gone home and made a sandwich.

Was banned from the YMCA for doing this.

Hot dogs, baked beans and rice as soon as it’s ready.

Why do I always forget I can unsubscribe from annoying clickbait emails?

Follows the “Mikey likes it!” kid on all social media platforms.

Couple of burritos and some Lay’s potato chips.

The UEMB today:

Bumping this because I can. I’ve been living without gas in my house for about a week now because of some unknown problem. I still don’t know what the problem was, but they finally managed to fix it just now. I’ll be so glad to take a hot shower again, just as soon as the water heater does its thing.

Oh good. I spent probably half an hour searching Tubi for a movie to watch, and finally settled on some slasher centered on…social media influencers… I’ll just keep it on as background noise while I play around on my phone. That’s what I do most nights, anyway. 🤷‍♂️

This again, plus a little bag of chips.

I’ve been in my head a lot worse than usual lately and I absolutely hate it. I need a distraction, but I can’t even concentrate on anything right now.

Ham & cheese sandwich with a side of macaroni salad.

Small talk is completely overrated bullshit.

Facebook is telling me I need to update my phone number, which literally has not changed since the day I joined their stupid app. This absolutely does not matter at all. I just thought it was kind of funny in a stupid way.

Dances like this when drunk.

Doesn’t want anyone to know that he was the inspiration behind Disco Stu on The Simpsons.

Can of Beefaroni. I’ll be eating like crap until payday gets here, but it is what it is. I’m not complaining.

I’m being randomly bombarded with ads for “affordable housing in your area” today. But the one ad I accidentally clicked on was talking about housing clear across the country. Why must you toy with me like this, internet? Why?