The_annoying_one

Opens 12-packs of soda right in the middle of the store and buys each can separately.

Burritos shouldn’t be a knife-and-fork meal. If I can’t pick that sucker up, I don’t want it.

Captain D’s 3 pc catfish meal with fried okra, hush puppies and corn on the cob.

Having to choose between two things based solely on which one might possibly fuck you less than the other is hard and kind of unfair.

Makes cereal in the crockpot.

Tells people he got an A on one of his math tests in 5th grade.

Tells people about zombie Jesus.

Was the “I won the internet!” kid in that old meme.

Salsa almost always sucks. Come at me, bros.

Two chicken burritos with chips & salsa from Margarita’s….whenever it gets here. EDIT: They ended up giving me beef burritos instead. Still good, though.

Goes around town throwing eggs at gas station pumps.

You text me and tell me to call you to set up a job interview. I call you literally 2 minutes later. But after an hour of trying, you won’t answer and there’s no option to leave a message. Just tell me this whole thing is a scam so I can move on with my life.

Refuses to say just where these rats came from….and why their eyes are red.

Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look.

I can’t decide if I’m hot or cold right now. Kind of both but kind of neither. Weird.

Puts cabbage on burgers instead of lettuce.

I will never trust people who call when a text would be more than sufficient.

Still has a poster of *NSYNC.

Good luck, ghosty.