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    Here come the inevitable “just checking in” phone calls and texts that only seem to happen on holidays. Whatever.
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    Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.
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    As do I. I just watched it Tuesday night.
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    Okay, I’ll play for real this time. I’m grateful I got to sleep in this morning.
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    Video games with multiple playable characters should be completely different for each character, story wise.
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    2 of these and some macaroni salad.
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    I’m at that weird point where I’m a little cold, but I feel like any extra heat would just be too much.
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    Has been known to go through department stores and put shoes on all the mannequins’ hands.
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    You’ve heard of Elf On A Shelf. Now get ready for…
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    Stared at a kiwi for 20 minutes before grunting and walking away.
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    Wrote a book of horror nursery rhymes for children that’s banned worldwide.
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    Gave Mr. Hoonie a quarter and told him to do some jumping jacks.
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    Happy birthdays viper and mikasa.
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    Kids shouldn’t get a week or two out of school for every holiday. The day of, and maybe the day before and after, would be absolutely perfect.
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    Bastes turkey in pomegranate juice mixed with chocolate syrup.
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    It’ll be leftover soup tonight.
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    And the perils of being me strike again. I’m alright now, though. Just need to breathe and relax.
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    Turns doorknobs with his feet.
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    The one Target in my city closed down years ago and I definitely don’t miss them. Way too overpriced for my blood.
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