The_annoying_one

Puts honey mustard on his Honey Nut Cheerios every morning.

War Machine - 5/10 Basically a mash-up of the original Predator movie and Battleship. Not necessarily bad, but completely unoriginal with a horrible ending.

Had I known this was a sci-fi movie, I probably would’ve just found something else to watch. I’m too far in to back out now, though. Oh well. I’m not mad.

I somehow let someone persuade me into going out with them today, and they sent me home with a Little Caesar’s pepperoni pizza. I don’t really care for Little Caesar’s, but I guess that was my dinner. Weird day.

Happy Birthday, Doomy!

There’s virtually nothing better than a really bad movie at the end of a pretty shitty day.

Things seem to be back to normal…for now.

A can of Beefaroni, I guess. This struggling shit is getting old.

Wrote a scathing letter to the manager of the local McDonald’s, demanding they install a jukebox.

Happy birthday, Neko!

Yeah, the site’s barely loading anything at all today, with the occasional Cloudflare Error thrown in for good measure. Case in point, it took over an hour just for me to be able to make this short post. On mobile, if that matters.

Why am I shivering when it’s almost 80° outside? Follow-up question: Why is it almost 80° outside in March?

I mean, I’m always here…in Incognito Mode…because passwords are hard to remember…

Headache all day, ruined my dinner, dozens of gunshots that sound closer than comfortable, shitty internet service, and multiple barking dogs. Yeah, this Friday The 13th is beyond fucked.

Since this went completely to hell, I just ate the last small and cold piece of pizza I had left over from last night. Whatever.

Probably gonna heat up a can of chicken and dumplings in a few minutes. I don’t really know or care tonight.

Came up with an idea for a market that only gives away free samples of their products, doesn’t actually sell anything.

The only issue I’ve been having lately is certain posted images not loading properly, but that’s always been par for the course on mobile.

Once prank called the sheriff’s office of Austin, Texas to warn them about an underwear bandit prowling the streets at night.

Your Host - 7.5/10 An almost shameless knockoff of the Saw franchise with a somewhat weak and predictable plot. The only reason I’m giving it such a high score is because Jackie Earle Haley gives an absolutely phenomenal performance here. Worth watching for him alone, if you don’t mind this type of horror.