The_annoying_one

Holds a poker tournament every year for M&M’s instead of money.

Plays checkers with different colored hockey pucks.

Can of chicken & dumplings

Ordered food through a local delivery service. Opted to pay with cash on delivery since it was an option. The delivery time passed a while ago and I still haven’t received it, and it’s not letting me track the order anymore.I keep calling the phone number they provided, but no answer. I’m about to say the hell with it and just go warm whatever up, but I know my food’ll probably arrive as soon as I do. I hate people today.

Laughs like Elmer Fudd whenever he stubs his toe.

Knows the reason GTA VI keeps getting delayed.

Went into a frenzy when Zima was discontinued, and learned how to make it himself.

I’m feeling a little introspective right now. I don’t like it. I need a distraction, but nothing is really jumping out at me.

Still has a Looney Tunes 1996 calendar on his bedroom wall.

Once had “Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!” stuck in his head for about six weeks straight.

H-how is it only 7 PM? Stupid daylight saving time…

Bowl of rice. I need to get to the store, but I don’t know when I will.

Not sure how something as simple as a daily shower can lead to a headache and extreme lethargy, but here we are…

Has written many angry letters demanding a new Chip ‘n’ Dale game be released pronto.

Once taught a cat to do the macarena.

Is a world class fire ant whisperer.

Built a moat around his yard and filled it with alligators.

Is the 1 out of the 1 out of 5 dentists who never recommends anything.

Smothered chicken and corn whenever it’s ready. EDIT: Decided to do some biscuits too.

Caramel is grossly overrated.

Films himself re-enacting old B-movies, scene-for-scene, playing all characters himself.

Puts gumdrops in his apple cider.