The_annoying_one

Has made it his life’s mission to eat a Twinkie in every single state.

My own version of spaghetti. I won’t say what was in it, but it was so good.

Not sure why Green Day has been all over my FB feed lately, but here we go, I guess…

Why would an electric toothbrush come with a USB charging cable? Who has a USB port in their bathroom? Not this guy, apparently.

Is the bass player in a death metal polka band.

Puts gummy bears on his hot dogs.

I cut DoorDash out of my budget months ago, thinking it would just save me a shitload of money. Nope. If anything, my bank account is draining even faster since I started preparing all of my own meals. Maybe I just suck at finances? Actually, I’m pretty sure I know exactly what the problem is, but that’s not something I want to get into here.

Krabby Patty - SpongeBob KaroKaro Cola - Super Mario RPG

He took a date to the movies, but made her stay in the lobby.

More amazing pasta randomness. Penne, alfredo, onions, cut-up chicken nuggets

Likes to make paper airplanes out of wax paper.

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

Red Dead Redemption 1 Remake (PS5)

Don’t mind me, dude. I’m just in a trash talking mood today, and I let it bleed over into the boards by accident. I’ll still defend RD as my favorite, though. I’ve only seen his other stuff a few times, so can’t really say I hate any of it.

Reservoir Dogs is the only legitimately good Tarantino movie. Everything else he’s done has either been completely overrated or bad.

Screams bloody murder whenever he finds a hair in his food.

Uses a steamroller to crush grapes for wine.

I wanna watch something, but I’d kind of rather just go to bed.

Puts deodorant on over his shirt.

Homemade fettuccine alfredo with ground beef, onions and broccoli. And a buttermilk biscuit.

Once wrote some angry fan mail to Gene Siskel.

Is still looking into the Amelia Earhart mystery.

I honestly can’t think of a single thing I do every two weeks. Huh…