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Came up with an idea for a market that only gives away free samples of their products, doesn’t actually sell anything.

The only issue I’ve been having lately is certain posted images not loading properly, but that’s always been par for the course on mobile.

Once prank called the sheriff’s office of Austin, Texas to warn them about an underwear bandit prowling the streets at night.

Your Host - 7.5/10 An almost shameless knockoff of the Saw franchise with a somewhat weak and predictable plot. The only reason I’m giving it such a high score is because Jackie Earle Haley gives an absolutely phenomenal performance here. Worth watching for him alone, if you don’t mind this type of horror.

Was banned from the local diner for mixing Metamucil into the coffee pot.

Papa John’s

Freezing temps and a tornado warning (that thankfully didn’t affect my area) early this morning. Low 60s and sunny in the late afternoon. Is the world going crazy, or am I?

Is currently writing a short story where every character is named Seymour Butts.

Holds the world record for eating 27 Granny Smith apples in under a minute.

Insists on always unlocking his car with a coat hanger, just to prove he can.

About to heat up some more of this.

I just found out the grocery store my family and I always went to when I was a kid shut its doors permanently last night. I probably never would’ve have shopped there again, since my old neighborhood has gone to complete shit, but I still feel a little weird about this. Not sadness necessarily. Maybe just…nostalgia?

Could the characters in this absolutely shitty movie be any more annoying?

Homemade fettuccine alfredo with chicken and broccoli.

Kind of relevant…maybe?

Ketchup absolutely does belong on hotdogs.

Flies to Belgium anytime he wants waffles.

True silence is so fucking underrated. God, I’m such a clichèd introvert.

This again…if I ever get more hungry and less “IDGAF”. Baked beans too.