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The_annoying_one

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  1. I went to my sister’s house today, and…she already has her Christmas tree up… I…uh…it’s still November, right?
  2. I’m grateful I finally got paid today. I’m not grateful for a single thing else today.
  3. Can people stop adding me to group texts? I really don’t need my phone to keep chiming because two of you are having a conversation that has nothing to do with me.
  4. Here come the inevitable “just checking in” phone calls and texts that only seem to happen on holidays. Whatever.
  5. Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.
  6. As do I. I just watched it Tuesday night.
  7. Okay, I’ll play for real this time. I’m grateful I got to sleep in this morning.
  8. Video games with multiple playable characters should be completely different for each character, story wise.
  9. 2 of these and some macaroni salad.
  10. I’m at that weird point where I’m a little cold, but I feel like any extra heat would just be too much.
  11. Has been known to go through department stores and put shoes on all the mannequins’ hands.
  12. You’ve heard of Elf On A Shelf. Now get ready for…
  13. Stared at a kiwi for 20 minutes before grunting and walking away.
  14. Wrote a book of horror nursery rhymes for children that’s banned worldwide.
  15. Gave Mr. Hoonie a quarter and told him to do some jumping jacks.
  16. Happy birthdays viper and mikasa.
  17. Kids shouldn’t get a week or two out of school for every holiday. The day of, and maybe the day before and after, would be absolutely perfect.
  18. Bastes turkey in pomegranate juice mixed with chocolate syrup.
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