The_annoying_one

I sure am glad I blew $130 on a pair of what’s supposed to be some of the best noise-canceling headphones on the market, and they don’t actually…well…block most noise…

2 hour movies are mostly fine. 2 hour episodes of a series are just a chore to get through.

Was in a hair metal band under the stage name I.C. Wiener.

Elbow macaroni with alfredo, ground beef & broccoli.

Will only eat a slice of pizza if it has exactly 7.3 grams of each topping.

Why do you need my phone number for an anonymous report I filed? You bastards better not turn around and start calling me.

Is buying Mr. Hoonie some extra sour gummy worms for Valentine’s Day next month.

Nuked a couple of frozen burritos

Has made it his life’s mission to eat a Twinkie in every single state.

My own version of spaghetti. I won’t say what was in it, but it was so good.

Not sure why Green Day has been all over my FB feed lately, but here we go, I guess…

Why would an electric toothbrush come with a USB charging cable? Who has a USB port in their bathroom? Not this guy, apparently.

Is the bass player in a death metal polka band.

Puts gummy bears on his hot dogs.

I cut DoorDash out of my budget months ago, thinking it would just save me a shitload of money. Nope. If anything, my bank account is draining even faster since I started preparing all of my own meals. Maybe I just suck at finances? Actually, I’m pretty sure I know exactly what the problem is, but that’s not something I want to get into here.

Krabby Patty - SpongeBob KaroKaro Cola - Super Mario RPG

He took a date to the movies, but made her stay in the lobby.

More amazing pasta randomness. Penne, alfredo, onions, cut-up chicken nuggets

Likes to make paper airplanes out of wax paper.

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

Red Dead Redemption 1 Remake (PS5)

Don’t mind me, dude. I’m just in a trash talking mood today, and I let it bleed over into the boards by accident. I’ll still defend RD as my favorite, though. I’ve only seen his other stuff a few times, so can’t really say I hate any of it.

Reservoir Dogs is the only legitimately good Tarantino movie. Everything else he’s done has either been completely overrated or bad.