The_annoying_one

Was banned from the YMCA for doing this.

Hot dogs, baked beans and rice as soon as it’s ready.

Why do I always forget I can unsubscribe from annoying clickbait emails?

Follows the “Mikey likes it!” kid on all social media platforms.

Couple of burritos and some Lay’s potato chips.

The UEMB today:

Bumping this because I can. I’ve been living without gas in my house for about a week now because of some unknown problem. I still don’t know what the problem was, but they finally managed to fix it just now. I’ll be so glad to take a hot shower again, just as soon as the water heater does its thing.

Oh good. I spent probably half an hour searching Tubi for a movie to watch, and finally settled on some slasher centered on…social media influencers… I’ll just keep it on as background noise while I play around on my phone. That’s what I do most nights, anyway. 🤷‍♂️

This again, plus a little bag of chips.

I’ve been in my head a lot worse than usual lately and I absolutely hate it. I need a distraction, but I can’t even concentrate on anything right now.

Ham & cheese sandwich with a side of macaroni salad.

Small talk is completely overrated bullshit.

Facebook is telling me I need to update my phone number, which literally has not changed since the day I joined their stupid app. This absolutely does not matter at all. I just thought it was kind of funny in a stupid way.

Dances like this when drunk.

Doesn’t want anyone to know that he was the inspiration behind Disco Stu on The Simpsons.

Can of Beefaroni. I’ll be eating like crap until payday gets here, but it is what it is. I’m not complaining.

I’m being randomly bombarded with ads for “affordable housing in your area” today. But the one ad I accidentally clicked on was talking about housing clear across the country. Why must you toy with me like this, internet? Why?

Likes to go to Airbnb and ask, “Are the boobs and butts included?”

Will only make important life decisions after pondering one essential question: “What would Ron Burgundy do?”

I ordered a pizza, if it ever actually gets here. They keep changing my delivery time. EDIT: Delivery guy finally called me. “Man, I’m sorry. I just can’t deliver in this rain. You’ll get your money back.” I’ve had pizzas delivered in the rain before, you lazy son of a bitch. Whatever. Can of beef stew it is. EDIT #2: Th-the pizza just arrived…after I gave up and ate something else… Lunch tomorrow, I guess?

The check is in the mail for a lot of fucking people today. That’s all I’ll say. Leaving this one cryptic because I don’t trust myself right now.