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Wrote a scathing letter to the manager of the local McDonald’s, demanding they install a jukebox.

Happy birthday, Neko!

Yeah, the site’s barely loading anything at all today, with the occasional Cloudflare Error thrown in for good measure. Case in point, it took over an hour just for me to be able to make this short post. On mobile, if that matters.

Why am I shivering when it’s almost 80° outside? Follow-up question: Why is it almost 80° outside in March?

I mean, I’m always here…in Incognito Mode…because passwords are hard to remember…

Headache all day, ruined my dinner, dozens of gunshots that sound closer than comfortable, shitty internet service, and multiple barking dogs. Yeah, this Friday The 13th is beyond fucked.

Since this went completely to hell, I just ate the last small and cold piece of pizza I had left over from last night. Whatever.

Probably gonna heat up a can of chicken and dumplings in a few minutes. I don’t really know or care tonight.

Came up with an idea for a market that only gives away free samples of their products, doesn’t actually sell anything.

The only issue I’ve been having lately is certain posted images not loading properly, but that’s always been par for the course on mobile.

Once prank called the sheriff’s office of Austin, Texas to warn them about an underwear bandit prowling the streets at night.

Your Host - 7.5/10 An almost shameless knockoff of the Saw franchise with a somewhat weak and predictable plot. The only reason I’m giving it such a high score is because Jackie Earle Haley gives an absolutely phenomenal performance here. Worth watching for him alone, if you don’t mind this type of horror.

Was banned from the local diner for mixing Metamucil into the coffee pot.

Papa John’s

Freezing temps and a tornado warning (that thankfully didn’t affect my area) early this morning. Low 60s and sunny in the late afternoon. Is the world going crazy, or am I?

Is currently writing a short story where every character is named Seymour Butts.

Holds the world record for eating 27 Granny Smith apples in under a minute.

Insists on always unlocking his car with a coat hanger, just to prove he can.

About to heat up some more of this.

I just found out the grocery store my family and I always went to when I was a kid shut its doors permanently last night. I probably never would’ve have shopped there again, since my old neighborhood has gone to complete shit, but I still feel a little weird about this. Not sadness necessarily. Maybe just…nostalgia?