The_annoying_one

His favorite song to sing during karaoke night.

Thinks “Do Not Enter - Not An Exit” is just a suggestion.

Fallout 4

I feel like too many people mistake my silence for disdain. I'm just not much of a talker, which is my right. This is not meant to imply that I actually want to be friends with anyone, though. That's too much work, in my personal experience.

Was once good friends with the same Mr. Jones that Counting Crows sang about.

Wears a bunny mask to bed every night.

Roast with potatoes and carrots, and a side of white rice.

Has a love-hate relationship with the number 17.

Learned how to make Crystal Pepsi after it was discontinued.

Oh, you know, just the typical existential dread that I’m way too familiar with.

Continuing to charge for services long after I’ve canceled them.

The opposite of a barn. Come on...keep up.

Once tried to travel across 5 states on a bicycle.

I am also in this thread...

Owns a life-size cardboard cutout of Bill Nye The Science Guy.

Has a secret nickname for every member of the UEMB.

Happy birthday, dude.

Happy birthday.

Chicken & rice

Currently feels like 98° right now and this fan I’m using is barely enough.

Writes doom metal Christmas carols in his spare time.