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The_annoying_one

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  1. Nobody 2 - 5/10 It was basically just a rehash of the first movie, only not as good.
  2. Took Mr. Hoonie to the dark side of the moon.
  3. I’ve been trying to cut down on snacking lately and all it’s doing is making me really fucking hangry.
  4. Threatened to sue Staples because they were out of staples.
  5. I should go to bed earlier than usual tonight. I probably won’t, but I should.
  6. Alright, Kudz! Happy Birthday, dude!
  7. Told the manager of the Cheetah Lounge to step off when he accused Mr. Hoonie of throwing pillows at people.
  8. Has a large cardboard box, filled with many more smaller cardboard boxes. No one knows why.
  9. Today was almost going okay. Why does the bullshit have to start now?
  10. His bathroom mirror is a portal to Narnia.
  11. Used to work security on Broadway until she was caught trying to sneak on stage and give the actors wedgies.
  12. Was the inspiration behind Austin Powers.
  13. The dreaded midnight munchies when I just want sleep.
  14. Same, but with Airheads.
  15. Put a screen door on every doorway of his house.
  16. Goes to the mall every December to pick a fight with Santa Claus.
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