The_annoying_one

People who mention The Grinch, then show a picture or video of the Jim Carrey version, are the absolute worst.

Nuked a couple of frozen burritos. I was gonna go pick up some takeout, but I just didn’t feel like it.

Brings his own food & drinks to the Cheetah Lounge.

Likes to swing on chandeliers and yell like Tarzan.

Asked the dancer at the Cheetah Lounge to rub baby oil on his head and sing him a lullaby.

Likes to call people on the phone and just breathe heavily.

Watches Pornhub for the stories.

Plays Hopscotch with Mr. Hoonie every Saturday afternoon.

Eats his peas one at a time.

Likes to take an Uber to the bus stop, then takes the bus to his destination.

Homemade Hamburger Helper

His alarm sound is The Chipmunk Song.

I panic-bought something from Amazon last night at 3 AM because I lost the one I had. I finally found the missing item this afternoon and the bastards at Amazon won’t let me cancel my order. There goes almost $20 I really didn’t need to spend…

Wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Why do I keep trying to use electric razors when I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that they have never worked for me? I mean, it was just pure laziness today, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that I even bought the thing.

Happy birthday, JeNewBee.

Yakuza: Like A Dragon

Money is tied to happiness, at least to a degree.