The_annoying_one

I can now say I live in a world where Megadeth covered a Metallica song, in their 60’s (for the most part), and it didn’t absolutely suck. Ladies and gentlemen, I think I can officially say I am too old to process this shit.

Bone Lake - ??/10 Well, that was…something…I guess… I think I’m just over movies that exist only for shock value these days.

Couple of corn dogs and a pack of Cheetos puffs. Quick note on the whole “no discussion” thing. I added that back when Crackard was here contaminating every thread with his BS. It doesn’t really apply anymore. I’m just too lazy to edit it out.

Watching foreign movies overdubbed in English, with actors who are clearly not American, but somehow have clear American accents, is kind of offensive in a way.

Tops pancakes with cheese sauce and gummy bears.

Invites people to go bowling, then no-shows.

Has dreams of owning an ice cream truck but not actually selling ice cream.

Can just one single day pass without some form of mostly avoidable bullshit? Is that really too fucking much to ask?

Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway.

Same thing as last night.

Well, that wasn’t the cure-all I was expecting. At least I finally did it, though.

Eats cereal on a paper plate.

Refuses to go to the bank if he’s not wearing his lucky cape.

Likes to yell “HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” as he repeatedly punches Mr. Hoonie in the head.

His passport photo is Pedro Pascal.