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But you can dip bread in it. Then eat the soggy bread.

This has been my fave for awhile now they have a few other flavors of this type but I like this one best add a little hot sauce so good.

It always amuses me when you chuck some tasty meats into your ramen and your friends look astonished like they never thought of that before. To be fair it is kinda like preparing two meals/defeating the purpose of "instant" noodles.

"Comfort food for the soul" Uh huh.

Gefilte fish? Is that like a fish paste?

Yeah does not get much more hopeless than that. Maybe like a pull-tab can of mechanically-separated chicken with a plastic fork a few months past the best-by date. Also I have never even heard of chitterlings. Mostly because of the microwave-reheated lettuch.

I just ate a steak quesadilla and an entire bag of Cinnabon bites from Taco Bell and washed it down with a Red Bull.

When it comes out foamy amirite.

Wow that is good for you.

That is not how pimping works.

It all soudns the same angry and loud.

I demand a recount. Tatsumaki is the clear winner.

💵 Do not spend it on booze now.

No Mikasa? Wtf?

I like to get baked and start clicking on hyperlinks in the articles or hit the random page button.

I would probably get beat up and or killed when I decide that no I am not okay with some psychopath trying to rape me.

I thought that they made spirits with all different sorts of "proof" for example Fireball is 70 proof which means it is 35% alcohol I do not know why they invented this scale. I will probably get baked and look up how they came up with that and maybe the Scoville scale while I am at it.

Or the ghosts.

Well I coulde think I am the king of Farnce does not mean it is true. Haha just joking I am sure she loves you. I mean probabl.y

Nah cats are creepy but when my doggie stares at me I know it is love.

I just wanna get ahold of some of them Stimutacs. Help mellow out this crazy clown car fire we call home.

Grrats.