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This made me cry a little, not gonna lie. Thank you.

So. . . I was actually right?

@RainyDayJizz#35 That's a lot of words to put in my mouth, you goon. Taking my very on purpose exaggerations this seriously isn't your style. You okay? You know you're welcome here always, with or without invitation, I like new friends, and you're awesome, and IIIIIIII LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUUU. Sir Paul McCartney said that last part.

This is what I'm *NOT* supposed to worry about. . . @RainyDayJizz#35

OOC: I haven't finalized the code, yet, but I'll put up a link when I do. I want to make it tiered based on a d20 roll, with better items for better rolls. Right now it's only common items since that's what I would have rolled.

Or I could just tag you a bunch @RainyDayJizz#35

I can sing the hell out of a lot of songs. Right now, it's a sad thing to think about because my dad, who has been my main singing partner for my whole life, is probably dying. Still, it's one of my favorite things about me and I'll always have our music when I'm feeling low.

Pretty glad, gotta say

Oh man, the DRAMA.

I think I was in a cop car once. Possibly in a holding cell? I would have been a minor at the time. My offence was being my sister's sister. Arrest by proximity.

I'm a clingy friend? Have. . . Have you never had friends before? Worrying about you =/= clingy! I was gonna text you. Now I ain't. Harumph.

Pignis is 100% not here for this bullshit

Drinky Crow?

Weirdest. Present. Ever. But in all seriousness, if you need someone to talk/vent to, my various inboxes are open. I don't always reply right away, but I will definitely get back with you. Warning: I am an advice machine who cannot be stopped once I'm asked for help (and sometimes when I'm not, shut up, Musket) and I will send you studies, relaxation techniques, and all the good vibes I can muster. Clingy anxiety friend, meet overly attached psych major mom figure with a savior complex.

(1d20 =19) Neflet waits for just the right moment to charge again, this time, she's completely focused. When the opening appears, she darts ahead and pushes her sword into the soft flesh of the bent troll's underchin. (1d4(3)+3= 6 bludgeoning) As the troll leans further forward, grasping his neck in pain, Neflet thrusts her hooves forward, directly into the monster's left eye (1d4(2)+3=5 bludgeoning, total damage = 11) The troll staggers back for a moment before beginning to slam his fists down indiscriminately in a rage. (1d20=2 . . . oof) Not only does he miss Neflet with each pound, but he manages to shake the ground so hard that a large tree falls directly onto the back of his head. (1d4=2) Seeing the troll is stunned from the blow, Neflet takes a moment to gather herself. (bonus action Second Wind 1d10(2)+3 hp = 5) Feeling reassured and bolstered, Neflet gallops to the stunned troll, ready to make what she hopes to be her final attack. (1d20 w/ advantage=13/19= 19 1d8(8)+5 slashing = 13) Leaping up into the air with her powerful haunches, Neflet buries her sword into the existing wound under the troll's chin, letting her own weight force the blade to cut a gash straight down the throat, catching arteries and veins and cleaving it's esophagus in two.The troll feebly reaches for it's throat again, but the damage is too great. Blood spurts in streams from the gaping crevasse until the monster hits the ground with a mighty thud, a fantastic final fountain of red reaching into the air and landing, with a slap, on the troll's face. After a deep breath and a wipe of her bloodied face, Neflet decides to search the body for anything valuable. (perception check 1d20 = 12) She checks over the corpse but only finds 3 common items: (another random generator I made for searching checks) Disinterested in any of them herself, she leaves them lying on the ground next to the troll's body. "When this is over, I have some trinkets for you to look through. If anyone needs a short rest, we'll take one here, then carry on." potion(s) of Climbing Band if Fallen Leaves lamp

Also, lgl is a smokehouse, and this is about her amazing heels and how she's a double snack in 'em.

Fwiw, my boobs being a discussion doesn't bother me. I show em when I feel like it. It's always me offering, rather than feeling obligated. Then again, I've been with the same guy for 13+ years, so it's usually all obligation at this point. *Womp womp trombone*

Ah. Girls. Look. Up there. Ahhhhh.

Oh god, so many. Like every Nicolas Cage movie, to start. Starship Troopers! Midsommar got a lot of shit and was made out to be way more controversial and "triggering" than it was. It's in my top 10 faves.

Literally was about to make this reference

Go ask Sawdy

It's generally a switch, with minor perceived triggers. It's always quick onset, high intensity, long duration, no self-regulation. When she talks to therapists, she basically pays no attention to their instructions, then reads them recipes for 30 minutes.

Bouvrine

I'm glad musket is here to explain. He's one of very few who have experienced her odd rage in person. It's hard to really properly depict in writing. We're moving my into "hide the knives" territory.

sorry for linking to twitter